Teatro Porno

MrPornGeek explores Teatro Porno

Teatro Porno is a site that is in some foreign language. As a idiot that is an English twat and entitled as fuck, I have never had any interested in learning other languages, who thought that shit would come back to bite my ass right now, aye! Well, here I am, a porn writer, trying to figure out what the fuck is going on on this site that may or may not be Spanish!

Something I do know about Teatro Porno that I don’t need a Spanish dictionary to figure out is that the design of this site is pretty shit. It is dark, dank and I can see the cobwebs in the coding from here. That being said, the videos have worked nicely on this site, it just needs a bit of a facelift so to speak. Is that the only thing wrong with Teatro Porno or are we just scratching the surface of a very ugly porn site? Well, dear reader, we better delve the fuck in and find out, hadn’t we?

The porn on Teatro Porno

When you first arrive on Teatro Porno, you are confronted with loads of porn categories. There are shit loads of transgender categories, dunno why and I ain’t complaining, I just noticed, and I am here to relay my findings to ya. I have seen loads of trans categories that all seem the same, they are just called different things. Also, there are your standard categories too. Big dick, anal, big tits, mature and all of that sort of stuff. Of course, all of the categories are named in Spanish or whatever fucking language this site is trying to confuse me in, so I ain’t got a fucking clue what each category is but they look good.

When you find the category of your choosing, which is far easy if you aren’t an ignorant twat like me, you come across loads of porn videos. There are thousands of porn videos in each category, there are probably shit loads of cross overs, but that’s fine with me. Click on a porn video and you have whisked away to another site to watch the xxx videos of your choosing. Now, this is where Teatro Porno began falling down in my opinions quite a bit. So, let’s continue this chat about porn in the next section and see why this shit has annoyed me, shall we?

There are broken links on Teatro Porno

I hate sites that link to other sites for their porn. It is fine if the porn works, but most often, sites like Teatro Porno are just full of broken links. Now, I think the broken links on Teatro Porno only make up about 10% of the videos, so this shit is actually very good on this site as there are porn sites where broken links make up 75% of their site’s offerings. So, while Teatro Porno isn’t the worst offender of this shit, it is still annoying. As you find a great porn video to check out, you click on that shit all excited and then it doesn’t work, and you get thrown to another site to start your quest for porn again. It is frustrating and annoying as fuck.

As I said, Teatro Porno isn’t the worst site for this shit at all, but it is still really pissing annoying to choose porn and have it fail on ya. Porn videos should just work and give us joy. However, as we’re about to discover, porn isn’t as simple as all of this! In fact, porn videos are way more complicated on Teatro Porno than on most other sites I have seen!

Some shit ain’t adding up on Teatro Porno

I first wrote the title of this section after I noticed that loads of the porn videos I tried to watch on Teatro Porno were shorter than they stated on the thumbnail. So, I watched a porn video that was meant to be 10 minutes long, and it turned into 5 minutes longs after the ad closed. I then opened another porn video, and a similar thing happened. This means that the porn on Teatro Porno is actually far shorter than it appears to be. Now, I don’t know why Teatro Porno is doing this shit. Perhaps they know that fuckers don’t watch short porn because we don’t like short porn and so they are trying to hide how long their porn videos are. I dunno, if that shit is the case then Teatro Porno is shady as all fuck!

My final thoughts on Teatro Porno

Well, I think it is fair to say that TeatroPorno is full of tiny errors that make it not a very good site. To start with, you have a very basic and underwhelming design. You then have the repetition of loads of categories, like the trans categories that should just be one instead of the five that I saw. Also, the porn videos are being advertised as longer than they are, which is frustrating and annoying as balls. And then you have the broken links which kind of tops this site off for me.

This site has a lot of nails in its coffin. It certainly isn’t the perfect porn site that I am searching for doing these reviews, and if anything, it is probably one of the worst porn sites that I have reviewed all week. So, while there is some good looking porn on TeatroPorno, there are plenty of porn places to go that offer that porn to you in a cleaner, a fresher environment that works and doesn’t lie to you. I don’t think that TeatroPorno is worth your time, dear reader. TeatroPorno is like a turd wrapped in another turd that has some porn on it.