The Kristen Archives

MrPornGeek’s insights on The Kristen Archives

The Kristen Archives is a collection of sexy stories that were started by Kristen in 1997. This collection has built up a lot since then and has been contributed to by some of the sexiest minds in all of erotica. Kristen’s Archive is based on a very simple premise. The stories must in some way have something to do with erotica (trust me, that base is certainly covered) and they must all be free! Now, you may think that Kristen didn’t get too many offers for free erotica writers, but the archives are jam-packed with incredible stories.

There are 90 directories in Kristen’s Archives, each directory is kind of like a category, there are domination ones, rape ones, step-sibling ones and loads more. There are also probably hundreds of stories in each category, so there are thousands upon thousands of words ready to make you feel amazing, slightly scared or really naughty!

Design and layout of The Kristen Archives

The design of Kristen’s Archive reminds me of a naughty Wikipedia. That’s the best way I can describe Kristen’s Stories. I mean, it is just a very old fashioned website, really. Each story has a small description, and if you like it, you click to see more. When you click, the page that comes up is straight out of a 1997 Tumblr wet dream! Of course, the layout and the design of The Kristen Archives do make sense. The archives are hosted by asstr.org that offers everything free, so they don’t have the time or money to refresh the site. Plus, the sheer amount of information that must be on this site, it is a wonder that the pages load at all!

I am reading one story at the moment about a lovely teen lady called Alexis. She has stolen a game, and all the naughtiness starts there. I won’t spoil it, but the couple do end up together in a cul-de-sac with a couple of kids, you know, the happy ever after type ending we all know and love about porn. But this story alone is probably about 10,000 words. If every story on this site (not just Kristen’s collection either) is that long, the servers must be made of the Hulk’s bollocks to keep up with it all!

So, although the site is outdated, it certainly isn’t an issue and does make sense. It would be cool to see this massive collection of amazing erotica get a face-lift though, just like Alexis after they had their second kid. She didn’t need it, but wanted to feel sexy again! Don’t worry, it didn’t end like that; it was far naughtier of an ending by a very cruel author!

Additional features for The Kristen Archives to consider

Kristen’s Archives are very good, but there are a couple of things they could add to make them even better. As I said above, each directory is basically a category. Authors have compiled similar stories into each directory so that they are easily found. However, they aren’t so easily found because the directories have no titles or descriptions. It’d be nice to see this improve. It would make finding a nice story about fucking the stripper at your dad’s bachelor party easier. And it would mean that you could avoid the directory that has all the male on male gang rape stuff in, which isn’t everyone’s cup of tea!

I do really like that the site has a forum and that it is still used. The most recent story I could find in one directory was from 2008 (I am sure there are far more recent ones, but I couldn’t find them) so I assumed that Kristen’s Archives may have been archived, but the forum is still going nice and strong. All the authors are on there too so you can thank them for their loving words about big dicks going deep inside asses.

Oh, that brings up a point, some of the writing is very strange. Not in an “I’m not into this scene” type way, but in the way of “how does anyone find this sexy?” Something that may help the site is a few editors that can read the offerings coming in because some of them are bad, boner-killing bad! Some are fucking incredible and will certainly get some juices flowing, though!

The Geek’s finals thoughts on The Kristen Archives

The Kristen Archives are really good. I don’t read too much erotica, but I certainly have made up for that today! I have read loads on here, and I have barely scratched the surface of this amazing erotica collection. I can’t help but feel that if this were any other collection of stories, it would be in a museum somewhere, but Kristen’s Archives are just here for your viewing and reading pleasure! There is also a thriving community on the archives too, which is lovely to see. The forum has loads of discussions, and some aren’t even naughty, that’s when you know a porn site is doing something special!

Of course, there are a few little things that The Kristen Archives could improve upon, but they certainly aren’t anything that ruins the experience for you. You’ll have a great time reading some really good erotica on here. It’d be nice to see some improvements, but quite frankly, with the bustling forum, I don’t think any of the users care, so we won’t either!

The Kristen Archives is one of the biggest collections of erotica on the web (and that is just one part of the entire site too) it is a place to go to read some fun stuff and get off and then chat about the experience with like-minded people in the forum! You can discuss how Alexis should have never got the face-lift, she was too young, and now she looks like Rocky Balboa! I promise that isn’t how that story ends!