ThePornDude

Why You Shouldn’t Visit ThePornDude. Full Review:

Let’s get into that now shall we? So ThePornDude.com reviews sites, just like me, but unlike me, this dude thinks he’s Berty big bollocks and knows everything about porn, website design and apparently women’s issues. This cunt thinks he sits next to god on a cloud looking down on every cunt (including the Geek). However, cunts in glasshouses shouldn’t throw dildos. The very fact that ThePornDude thinks he is perfect and has the perfect porn review site automatically proves that he is a fucking idiot.

The Geek works hard to improve this site wherever possible. ThePornDude sits on his cloud next to a cunt dressed in a robe and a fake beard and looks down upon us all. Anyway, enough of the rant, let’s review this god of a porn reviewer and find out if he is any good at his job, shall we? If you see ThePornDude hanging from a tree after this review, tell him to say hi to his pal in the robe for me!

The design issues and bland styling of ThePornDude

ThePornDude is such a blandly designed site. It has a grey background and some boxes on it. That is it. It’s clear that this cunt spent his whole styling budget on his ginger little logo that he seems so pleased about. You can find this little ginger cunt dotted around this porn site because ThePornDude is so happy that he has a little drawing of himself. I didn’t know that I could hate a cartoon as much as I hate this ginger little inbred twat, but I do.

Perhaps, ThePornDude should rely less on this inbred little ginger fucker and make a nicer website without issues all the fuck over it. Yeah sure the links to the sites work fairly quickly, but if you try and load anything on this actual site, it feels like you’re on a dial-up connection and your mom just phoned your gran! I don’t mind a free site having a basic design, but this isn’t a basic design really, this is just bland and really fucking boring.

The mistakes on ThePornDude

Read any review, any blog post, or any of the shitty little bits of text at the bottom of the page begging you to tell the world that ThePornDude is the best twat in the world and you’ll notice a shit load of spelling mistakes, missing words and grammar issues. Now, we all make mistakes, but apparently, ThePornDude is too perfect to notice any of his. He slates sites all day and yet has the worst mistakes in his texts that I have ever seen…

The moment I saw these mistakes, I knew that ThePornDude didn’t give a fuck about what he was writing. He just writes shit, posts it and expects every cunt to be amazed by it! Well done, you have created a porn review site full of so many spelling mistakes, missing words, and grammar issues that no cunt can understand anything your saying! For me, this is the worst part of ThePornDude. The amount of mistakes on every post and every piece of text just makes me feel that this dude doesn’t give a shit about what he supposedly loves doing.

He surely doesn’t even get memberships for the premium porn websites that he is recommending to watch some of the sex movies they are offering and to experience the member area for real. He would recommend any free video tube to his readers, no matter if it’s safe or not or if they are filled with annoying advertisements. And he lies to the people about free sex shows on camming platforms, just so that he would get you to sign up.

When it comes to gay sites, it’s clear that he doesn’t understand the kink and just writes anything he can think of. And it’s the same for the anime sex free sites. He even called his readers weebs and nerds in the bad way. And he’s not open-minded about fetish porn. You should see the things he has to say about bronys and furries. Not cool, man! We’re in the porn business to share the best porn with people. It should not matter if the dirty videos of a site are offensive to you. Porn is not just about hot babes sucking perfectly looking dicks. For some people, the hottest babes are the BBW grannies or monster girls in fetish porn. For others, the hottest webcam girls are not even real girls, because some of us are into live sex with horny shemales. Who is he to judge? A good porn reviewer should be impartial and fucked hard in the head so that he can understand everything from the female-friendly porn sites premium collections to the dirty movies from the underground BDSM sites.

Is ThePornDude as good as he thinks he is?

No, of course, he isn’t. He thinks that he is so perfect and looks down upon porn sites and shits all over them. However, he offers fuck all advice to sites at all. He just thinks that he’s perfect and wants the world to know about him!

The problem that ThePornDude has is that he isn’t perfect, not by a long shot. His porn reviews are riddled with mistakes, his site is bland as fuck, and he relies heavily on a crap little logo. He relies so much on his precious little logo because it looks like him. Every time he uses his little ginger cunt of a logo, it reminds him of himself. He is basically sucking his own cock every time he visits his own site.

No cunt in the porn industry is perfect, I am far from perfect, but at least I ain’t faking shit until I make shit. I work my ass off to make porn reviews entertaining for you lovely fuckers; this cunt just thinks he’s amazing and that’s enough for you to go and visit his website. Na, mate, you’ve got that shit all wrong! You need to earn your sexy audience’s respect, perhaps that’s why you can’t comment on anything on this porn review site, god forbid some cunt would bring this twat down to size!

What’s The Alternative To This Joke Of A Porn Reviewer

If you’re looking for the best porn videos, no matter if it’s from the free sites, the premium adult websites, or even from the virtual reality porn platforms, you are better off by just trying your luck in the landing pages or by judging by yourself.

Those who have read some of my reviews surely have acquired some skills. If you’ve taken my recommendations for free tube or premium sites, you’ve surely noticed the elements that I consider when I evaluate the quality of a site. What I’m trying to say here is that you are a better reviewer than the Porn Dude. So, even trusting your gut is a better alternative to his lazy reviews.

Here’s Exactly What A Quality Porn Review Site Should Offer

I’m not going to recommend you any other site as an alternative to Porn Dude. I don’t want to seem more subjective than I already am. But I will let you know how to make the difference between a good porn review site and a bad one so that you will be able to get your advice on adult entertainment from trusted sources.

First of all, a good porn review site should be completely free. At least Porn Dude has that going for him. But I wouldn’t be surprised to see that he starts charging people money to read his unsalted texts. And then it needs some personality. Something that will make the content wittier and interesting to read. I didn’t find anything funny in his review. Just words after words of facts and numbers that he probably steals from other reviewing platforms. As for the style, it needs to be different depending on what kind of site you are reviewing. The world wide web is offering so many different types of sites. I will go through every main type of site and let you know what you should look for in a review in order to figure out if you can trust what it says.

What To Look For In A Premium Porn Review

Most reviews out there are written about premium porn sites. These are sites for which you’ll have to pay a membership, so clearly, the first thing you need to check in the case of such reviews is if they offer you up-to-date prices. Most of the time, the premium adult websites are running discount campaigns, and a good reviewer will let his readers know about that. Do you think Porn Dude does that? When it comes to content, a good review will bring you details about the size of the collection that is updated every couple of months. It will also let you know if the site is still active and how often it uploads content. Also, if it offers Full HD videos, 4K or VR porn, and in what proportions. Technical details about the member area of a premium porn site should also be included in such a review, which is one of the things often missing from Porn Dude’s texts.

Here’s What A Best Porn Tube Review Should Tell You

A good porn review website understands that not everybody is willing or able to pay for premium porn. That’s why it has to recommend some free porn tube alternatives. When you are looking for recommendations for a free porn tube, here’s what you need to check for. Make sure it tells you whether the premium content that comes for free is full-length pornos HD videos or just trailers. Most of the tubes recommended by the porn dude are coming with 5-minute porn movies and some of his recommendations even come with illegal pornography that’s not respecting copyright laws. Check to see if the reviewer can make the difference between reality porn and amateur porn. If you’re looking for amateur porn, you probably want to watch horny fucks sessions in real homemade videos, not just some casting or roleplay porn. And check to see if the review lets you know about the ads you’ll get on a tube site. There’s no such thing as a free tube. If you’re not paying for it, you will have to put up with some ads. But that doesn’t mean you have to put up with pop-ups so annoying that they can make your hard dick soft while trying to close them. On top of that, some tubes can steal your personal data.

Another technical feature that should be mentioned in quality tubes review is the quality of the search engines they feature. The ultimate collection of free porn can be useless if you can’t find what you need to be masturbating furiously.

The Geek’s final thoughts on The Porn Dude

I honestly don’t mind if you go to another porn site directory other than mine. Feel free! Just don’t use this cunt. I know that I can’t review porn sites in a manner that will make all of you lovely guys and girls happy, I get that. However, please do not use ThePornDude. This twat truly believes he’s the Jesus of porn, that he is untouchable and perfect in every way. He isn’t; his porn reviews have so many holes in them, his design is awful, and offers you fuck all but demands so much.

If you want entertaining porn reviews, I hope that my site suits you guys. If it doesn’t, there are other porn review sites that you can use. However, ThePornDude isn’t funny, he certainly isn’t clever, and he is so self-indulgent it hurts. Porn reviews should have a similar effect on you reading erotic stories have. The Porn Dude doesn’t have that writing skill. He’s a no-one in the world of adult industry, with no taste for quality pornographic content. He should change his name to Porn Doe. He is a logo, nothing more, and not a very good logo, either!