ThotSexTapes

What is ThotSexTapes

ThotSexTapes is a site all about thots and their sexual habits. For anyone wondering what the fuck a thot is, don’t worry, I had no clue either, so I’ve covered that in a handy little guide below. This may become a regular feature of these reviews, explaining what the fuck all these new names for cunts are. However, ThotSexTapes is basically just a site with some pretty impressive porn on it, for now, that’s all you need to know!

ThotSexTapes is pretty good. If you love thick and sexy black ladies, you’ll fucking love ThotSexTapes. These ladies feature a lot on this site, and most of them are sexy as hell! I do love a black woman! In fact, one of the gnarliest nights of my love was pulling a black girl in a bar, taking her back to her place and letting her run wild over me and she did! You ever have sex with someone and then sat in the shower rocking back and forth the day after? It was that sort of night, and that cemented my love for black chicks! However, does ThotSexTapes ruin my thoughts of black chicks, or does this site keep my love for them alive? Well, let’s review this fucker and find the fuck out!

What is a thot ThotSexTapes?

I hope I ain’t the only cunt in the world that had no clue what a thot was! I actually had to ask my girlfriend what a thot was cos I had never heard of these fuckers before. So, a thot is a nasty chick basically. My girlfriend said they were like a side chick. So, a chick that is nasty in the sack but one that you may not want to date. Girls that are down as fuck to fuck, but ones that you couldn’t date cos they are crazy! Basically, a thot is the black chick that I took home all those years ago!

Hope this clears up what the fuck a thot is. Now, can we get back to this review and watch some amazing porn, please? Come on, lads, all the hot chicks on this site are thots, so you know the porn is good on ThotSexTapes!

The porn on ThotSexTapes

Of course the porn on ThotSexTapes is good. The girls are sexy as hell, and they are all so down to fuck that it’s like they were all nuns for years not getting any dick at all. Then suddenly, they wanted and needed the dick so badly, they quit being a nun and went on the search for some big dick, and this is their first interaction with a massive cock since they stopped praying! All of this is a load of bollocks, but that is how most of the girls on ThotSexTapes fuck and I am a fan of it!

I can see nine videos on ThotSexTapes right now. Of these nine porn videos, the shortest one is 20 minutes, and the longest is just shy of an hour. There are some long porn videos on this site. So far, I haven’t seen a porn video on this porn site that wouldn’t be considered a full-length scene. This is awesome! Plus, a lot of the porn on this site is professional, HD and has some great production too. There is some amateur porn on ThotSexTapes, but even that is good cos the girls are real-life thots, so they are crazy as fuck! I can’t fault the porn on ThotSexTapes at all. Even the amateur shit which I normally hate is amazing! Great job, ThotSexTapes!

The design of ThotSexTapes

Right, well, no porn site is perfect, and ThotSexTapes is really let down by their design. The design of this site is really shocking! Well, it isn’t terrible, but it certainly isn’t the nicest looking site ever made. However, the porn on ThotSexTapes does distract from the shitty design somewhat. All of the porn has previews when you hover over them, and all of the pro-porn on ThotSexTapes has nice thumbnails. All of the amateur porn on ThotSexTapes has shit thumbnails because they are clearly taken from the video so if the video quality is shit, then the thumbnails will be too.

It is a shame that ThotSexTapes doesn’t have a particularly nice design as this would set the porn off nicely. However, the porn does distract from the design. Plus, this site is nice and fast and laid out well. Whatever servers ThotSexTapes has are clearly powerful enough to run 30 minute and up HD porn so I probably shouldn’t be talking shit about the design, but I am, so fuck you.

The Geek’s final thoughts on ThotSexTapes

I fucking love this site. All the girls on this site are dirty as shit; they fuck like they have never fucked before! Well, no they don’t, every girl on this site, including the amateurs, suck and ride a cock with the expertise that comes with being a thot, they are just cock hungry too. So, the women on ThotSexTapes really make this site the best it could be. The fact that every porn is super long is also awesome as we get to enjoy all of these crazy ladies chowing down and riding men into submission for longer.

I would love to see ThotSexTapes tweak their design just a little bit. Making this site a little more modern would put this shit up there with the nicest porn sites in the world. Plus, sort out the descriptions ThotSexTapes. The descriptions of the videos are shocking! But everything else is amazing.