ToDoRelatos

MrPornGeek checks out ToDoRelatos

ToDoRelatos confused the shit out from the very get-go. Before I get to how this porn site confused me, let me tell you about the porn first. This site is all about step-sibling porn, step-mom, stepdad that sort of stuff. However, how ToDoRelatos differs from most step-porn sites is that there are no porn videos on this at all. Instead, this site has called upon the past and decided the best way to bring their users the porn they require is with the written word. ToDoRelatos is an erotica site, in Spanish (I think). So, unlike the other Spanish porn sites that I have reviewed which have been really confusing and difficult to understand, ToDoRelatos should be a breeze, right? How difficult can it be to enjoy porn stories in a language that you can’t speak? Well, dear reader, that’s what we are about to find out! Let’s explore ToDoRelatos and see if I can understand anything about this site and enjoy some porn, shall we?

The unpleasant design of ToDoRelatos

Right off the bat, ToDoRelatos has a really bland, boring and, quite frankly, shit design. The layout of the categories mean that they overlap. The only pictures anywhere on this site are the ads, there are ads everywhere. And the colour choices are boring as all hell. This feels like a site that was created quickly, rather than a site that may have had some thought behind it.

The most complex part about ToDoRelatos is that this erotica site does have a way of members logging in and uploading porn stories. But apart from that, this site is pretty standard with not a lot going on when it comes to design. Of course, the lack of photos and porn videos does make this porn site fast, at least, which is a small plus, but that plus is overshadowed by the lack of porn!

The porn on ToDoRelatos

That was unfair, there isn’t a lack of porn on ToDoRelatos at all. There are over 100,000 porn stories on this site so there is actually loads of porn on here if you can speak Spanish. If you can’t, don’t expect to enjoy any of the porn on this site at all. In fact, I’d say that the porn on this site is bloody awful if you can’t speak the native tongue. You see, ToDoRelatos does work with Google Translate and so you can translate the erotica, but what’s the point? If you have never used Google Translate, then you won’t know how shit it is. It is like using a hammer to try and get a girl off, it does a fair job, but a dildo would be better!

Now, there are 21,000 authors on ToDoRelatos, which is awesome. So there is a glimmer of hope for us English speakers. Perhaps some of the stories on this site are in English. I, however, couldn’t find any in English. I have searched and search until my cock bleed, I cried, and the tortoise escaped with no luck. I have no idea whether there are English sex stories on this site. If there is that could save ToDoRelatos, but I doubt it. Let’s face it, there is a shit load of step-porn out there right now, why do we need any more? Why do we need step-porn in book form? I am totally wrong about this, of course, and the community of ToDoRelatos reminds me of that.

The community of Relatos Erocticos

Relatos Erocticos (yes, this site has two names, no I didn’t bother checking why I am still sad about my tortoise) does have a strong community, at least, it seems to. All told, there are nearly a million and a half members on Relatos Erocticos, which is damn impressive. Right now, as I write this, there’s 7,344 people on this site, which isn’t great. I mean, Spain is only a few hours behind me, it is 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday, where the fuck is everyone? I am not saying that this site has fudged their numbers at all, but it’d be very bloody interesting to see what would happen if this site got rid of the ghost users that started an account and didn’t use it any more. I think the number of people using this site would drop a lot.

One reason I think this is because the stories I’ve tried to read have had no comments, no likes, no nothing. Granted these are the newest porn stories on here, but you’d think the community would be waiting, cock in hand, for these new stories. There were 23 porn stories added today, none of them has comments. I just clicked on a random porn story from 2014, that one has four comments, 6 likes and no shares on Facebook or anything. This is why I think that Relatos Erocticos has fudged these numbers a bit!

The Geek’s final thoughts on Relatos Eroticos

While I want to say that Relatos Erocticos isn’t too bad, I just can’t. I don’t think there is much wrong with the porn stories, but I can’t confirm that cos I speak fucking Spanish. I think that this site has messed with the numbers of members as there is no way that many porn readers come out and play on this site. Other than that, though, and the really bland design that has layout issues, apart from all that, Relatos Erocticos could be a good site for Spanish folk that are into step-porn, but for whatever reason, they can’t stomach watching the many millions of step-porn videos! If you like step-porn, but can’t face watching step-porn videos, and you are Spanish, Relatos Erocticos will work great for you! Anyone else, just go and watch some damn porn!