TonsOfCock

What is TonsOfCock

TonsOfCock, if you couldn’t guess from the name, is a gay porn site with loads of cocks on it. This gay site may, indeed, have lots of dick, but is the dick any good? By this I mean, of course, is the porn worth your while, or is this dick limp and covered in warts? Well, dear reader, we’ll only find that shit out if we delve deeper into the asshole of this site and come out the otherwise with a score for this review. So, let’s get into this site review and find out what makes TonsOfCock tick, shall we?

The lovely design of TonsOfCock

When I arrived on TonsOfCock, and I saw the design, I was quietly excited. This site has a lovely styling, and the backend of it has worked well since I arrived. The design is fresh and modern, which is worlds a-fucking-way from most gay porn tube sites. Plus, the porn plays really quickly. So far, every page on TonsOfCock has loaded really quickly, the porn has mostly been HD, and you can see that TonsOfCock is updated regularly.

This sounds pretty good, doesn’t it? Here is a gay site that seems to actually give a shit about its users, again, that is very different to most gay porn tube sites that I visit. However, something about TonsOfCock isn’t right. There is nothing wrong with the design and lovely stying of this site, but there are issues elsewhere. What could they be, dear reader? I hope to fuck the issues aren’t with the porn, cos that would suck! Well, the porn is where we venture next.

The porn on TonsOfCock

The porn is where the issues lie on TonsOfCock (fuck). This site has mostly trailers to porn videos. These trailers are usually under a minute long and that ain’t cool. You get excited when you see the thumbnail of the porn video on TonsOfCock, only to click on it and get blue-balled! There are some longer porn videos on TonsOfCock too, but these are still under 10 minutes long. So far, in my exploration of this site, I haven’t come across any porn that is over 10 minutes, that is unacceptable, to say the least.

The Geek’s final thoughts on TonsOfCock

Combine the short porn with blatant Chaturbate ads mixed in with all the videos on this site and you are left with a pretty piss-poor porn site, to be honest. Although TonsOfCock feels nice and is updated regularly, it is updated with a load of old shit that isn’t worth your time. Once again, this is yet another gay porn tube site that looks great and delivers shit. So you can polish a turd, as long as that turd is a gay site! TonsOfCock is a shocking waste of time that I do not recommend any of you lovely lot trying to jerk off on, you’ll be there for days!