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Mr. Porn Geek goes shopping at Tracy’s Dog

Howdy friends: it’s Mr. Porn Geek here and today, I want to head on over to a spot called Tracy’s Dog. I know the name isn’t the greatest, but I assure you – after spending around 5 minutes looking through this platform, it’s certainly the type of spot that I think you ought to check out. They’re involved in giving you some of the best adult devices out there and personally, I cannot wait to take a look through all of their collections to see what’s next for Mrs. Porn Geek to pleasure herself with. So, with that in mind – let’s get down to business and see what’s going on!

First thoughts on Tracy’s Dog

No one can deny that when it comes to site design and aesthetic appeal, Tracy’s Dog is looking a million dollars. They’ve clearly invested a lot into ensuring that the accessibility and visuals here are on point: it makes navigation great and honestly, I wish more sites went through a revamp to make sure that the consumer is getting the best experience possible. Now, when you land on the homepage, you’ll be given a few discount codes to utilize for multi-product purchases and a few different categories to check out. Note that Tracy’s Dog sells on Amazon too, so if you’d prefer to go through them as a third-party, it’s an option.

Naturally, the biggest ticket items here are sex toys for women: something that I have little doubt you’re still going to want to check out, because let’s face it, when you’re fucking a woman in the ass and she’s begging for some pussy attention, nothing beats being able to pull out a plastic pal to assist. There are male-focused products here, but let’s start with the ladies and see what they’re getting their hands on.

The female products at Tracy’s Dog

There are dozens of different exclusive female products here – some of which are in shapes and sizes that I don’t think I’ve ever seen before! They seem to really love their clit sucking tools – a pretty niche concept, but one that I’ve heard is actually pretty stellar if you know what you’re doing. The OG sucking vibrator has thousands of reviews, almost all of them 5-star, so I’d recommend going for that if you’re not too sure what to grab. It attaches on with internal access too, so the pussy is getting all different sorts of sensations thrown at it – men simply cannot compete!

There are classic dildos here and it would appear that the niche Tracy’s Dog is going for is very much the realistic dick style. We’re talking curves, veins, skin tones, and everything else – these cocks are insane and to be honest with you, I’m jealous of these beautiful dicks. Am I gay? No, but I can appreciate a decent meat sword when I see one! They’re also all competitively priced, which I think a lot of guys out there are going to love. It simply means you get more bang for your buck – quite literally.

Devices for dudes at Tracy’s Dog

Their automatic masturbation cup seems to be something that they’re really pushing, and it looks neat as fuck. Sadly, mine is still in the post – so I won’t be able to give you a firsthand review, but rest assured that based on the feedback I’ve seen across many platforms, this thing absolutely smokes the competition. Just sit back, relax and let the device do the rest of the work for you. There are manual tools too if you’re a little more budget-conscious – I suppose it’s also nice to be actively involved in your own orgasm production too, right? Tracy’s Dog also stocks prostate massagers and anal plugs for the fellas: I’m not going to test those for you. My ass will be staying free of any and all intrusions, thank you very much.

Tracy’s Dog: any good?

The product design, pricing, accessibility, and shipping system from Tracy’s Dog all converge to give me confidence in their service. They’re not packed to the rafters with huge numbers of goodies, but there’s more than enough here to cover your desires (and then some). Be sure to also check the ‘on sale’ area if you want to get your hands on some mega deals: they’re always flogging some top-quality stock that will take your fucking experiences to the next level.

Thanks for reading guys – now go visit Tracy’s Dog and see what’s good!