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UtopiaStories

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What is UtopiaStories?

UtopiaStories is a site where you can find sexy stories about all things bondage, mummification, self-bondage, chastity and much more. Basically, if you are a sexual freak (in the best sense), you can enjoy some gnarly stories about all the crazy sexual shit that others have done. Whether or not these sexy stories are true is up for debate. Whether or not that matters, is a total other thing. I ain’t here to judge the truth behind the stories on UtopiaStories, I am here to judge to the content of their character and their website.

So far, UtopiaStories is shaping up to be a pretty good porn site. I mean, there are shit loads of great stories on UtopiaStories that are really fucking crazy, sexy and gnarly. UtopiaStories seems to have a great community that is responsible for all of the awesome stories on this site. So, if I were to judge UtopiaStories on their community alone, this erotica site would receive full marks. However, is the rest of this site a match for the community? Well, dear reader, let’s review this cunt and find out, shall we?

The new design of UtopiaStories

In July of 2018, UtopiaStories released a statement to their community, stating that they would be doing some work on a new site for UtopiaStories. This new design for this site was meant to be released later on in the year and was going to make UtopiaStories work on mobile and have shit loads of new features. Either, this new design has taken the creators of UtopiaStories a little longer than they thought, or their idea of a new design looks a lot like a design coming straight out of the nineties. I am looking at UtopiaStories right now, and the design doesn’t look modern in any way, shape or form. In fact, the design of UtopiaStories is very much the same as every erotica forum I have ever visited.

The copyright info for UtopiaStories is all up to date, stating that the shit on this sexy site is copyrighted from 2004-2019.  So that leads me to believe that these cunts think they have updated their site. If they have, the design of UtopiaStories is still shocking! It really reminds me of the back pages of Amazon that haven’t been worried by a design change since Amazon began.

The stories on UtopiaStories

All of the stories that I have read on UtopiaStories, so far, have been really good! Of course, this site is gnarly as fuck in its subject matter. So if you are after some lovely stories of a bit of sex on holiday between a married couple struggling to get the passion lit in their marriage after 20 years, you ain’t finding that wanky piece of shit on here. Instead, you can find some insane shit on here. That isn’t insane in a bad way, either. UtopiaStories tells you what to expect from this crazy site, and it delivers. The community are crazy and write stories about the gnarliest sex acts you can imagine.

From simple gagging to the most complex bondage stories ever, you’ll find all this shit and more on UtopiaStories. Now, as I said, all the stories I’ve read on UtopiaStories have been really enjoyable. But as this is a community-based site, I’m sure there are plenty of piles of shit on UtopiaStories. However, I have stuck to the homepage for most of this review as I felt safer to do so. UtopiaStories is dark as fuck, and I didn’t fancy finding stories that were written in blood on an old warehouse wall before they were digitised and ended up on here. So, if you aren’t sure that you’ll like the shit that UtopiaStories is offering, don’t explore this site too much to start with. Stay on the homepage, this is the safest place to enjoy some hardcore porn stories.

What is GaggedUptopia?

GaggedUptopia, from what I can make out, is simply the network that UtopiaStories belongs too. I don’t think there is a separate sexy little site for Gagged (I couldn’t be assed to check). I have no idea why there would be two erotica sites, surely, that is just greedy. Perhaps UtopiaStories changed their name but kept the Gagged one going, I dunno! There is plenty on UtopiaStories, though, so if GaggedUptopia is still up and running, I don’t think it needs to be.

UtopiaStories has a dick load of stories, a forum, craploads of photos and so much more. So if the Gagged shit is still going, perhaps it is time to shut this shit down. I mean the community is damn healthy on UtopiaStories so maybe just cut ties with Gagged now, this site is working great on its own.

The Geek’s final thoughts on UtopiaStories and GaggedUptopia

UtopiaStories is a pretty damn good porn site. It ain’t gonna win any awards for its design (whether this is the new sexy design or the old one). Also, there is no need to have two porn sites now, if Gagged is still a thing. This is just fucking confusing and messy, to be honest. However, despite the shitty design and the confusing names, UtopiaStories is still a good site.

I always say that on erotica sites and forum sites, the community makes the site what it is. UtopiaStories seems to have a strong community of kinky cunts, and so it will get good marks. Clearly, none of those kinky cunts care about the shitty design and the confusing name shit so if they don’t, I won’t either. UtopiaStories is a damn good site that has a shit load of stuff about kinky as fuck stuff! If you love kink (extreme kink), you’ll love UtopiaStories! Check it out, you kinky bastard.

  • Great stories
  • Large community
  • Loads of content
  • Healthy forum
  • Bad design