Video Lucah

Video Lucah – Mr. Porn Geek’s review

The title on the homepage of Video Lucah claims that it’s a ‘Malay’ HD porn and sex video source: I’ll let you know well ahead of time that basically nothing here has any alignment whatsoever with Malaysia. I’ve lived in Kuala Lumpur for my fair share of time on this planet and while it’s a fantastic place to go, I don’t think they have much of a thriving porn industry! The good news is that Video Lucah still seems like it could be a great place to go if you’re into general hardcore entertainment, so let’s put it to the test and see whether or not this place lives up to expectations. Continue reading and Mr. Porn Geek will give you his full, unbiased analysis!

First thoughts on Video Lucah

So the first thing that I want to talk about here is the homepage, since this is where most of the action gets under way. By default, the content block slap-bang in the middle of your screen contains the latest uploads to the platform: I’m totally okay with this and in fact, it’s my preferred method of showing content on any tube website. The only disappointment I really have is that the preview panes are three columns only, so you’ve got a much more limited scope of available snaps to look at when initially landing on the homepage. Still, these panes do consist of a title, preview thumbnail and a video length – the bare basics that I expect whenever looking at a porn tube.

Scrolling down to the bottom of the content area will display a pagination box that allows you go back through all of the videos that have been added to the website over the last few years. For the record, there are 107 available pages, which means that since every single one of them has 18 clips to enjoy, there are 1,900+ uploads for you to take a look at. Below this pagination area, Video Lucah shows you the latest searches on the website – these aren’t really all that useful, because you’ll find people typing in stuff like ‘indian famely 69’ and ‘new xxx six video2018’ – why are people so god damn retarded when it comes to getting pornography off of the Internet? Didn’t you guys learn to spell things correctly! Anyway, let’s go look at the tags next to see if they’re any good.

Video Lucah: the tags explored

In the top banner bar, you’ll see that there’s a header link which allows you to look at the tags the site has – you can click here if you want to take a look for yourself. Though I will just let you know ahead of time: the tags are absolutely terrible. I think that the site is really trying to appeal to people in Malaysia with various tags that are in their native language, but all of the video titles are in English, so it’s like they’ve only gone half way. What’s pretty strange is that most people in Malaysia are also able to speak English – so who’s actually looking here for tags that can’t just understand and click on the English one? Anyway, I’ll stop moaning because there are better things for me to do with my time, but the entire thing here at Video Lucah doesn’t make much sense. It’s all a bit strange if you ask me.

Watching the porn at Video Lucah

So the next step for me is to go ahead and actually try some of these videos out, which we’ll do by heading back to the homepage and then selecting from some of the most recent content on the website. One thing I will just mention is that the titles here are completely incorrect and unrelated to the material in the scene. A good example of this would be Sexy Blonde Babe Knows Her Stuff – the pornstar here is a clear brunette. There was also Asian Teen Practices Her Masturbation Technique, which has a white girl getting fucked.

The streams here – they’re not great if I’m being honest. VideoLucah.mobi doesn’t appear to have any HD footage, so the best you’re going to get is 480p resolution material. To make matters worse, the default embed size is a little scuffed and if you try to use the ‘make larger’ button, it completely breaks the website and chops off half of the video. You can go full screen if you want, but my 1080p monitor didn’t look so hot when I blew these scenes up. It left a lot to be desired – I just can’t see myself being that enthusiastic about websites that don’t have HD footage in the current era. Not my cup of tea!

The only good thing is the fact that the porn itself is pretty good: most of it comes from third-party destinations and is professional in nature, so you’ll be jerking off to clips from Naughty America, Holed, Reality Kings, JAV HD and Vixen to name but a few. Oh, you’re also unable to download the scenes on Video Lucah locally – a pain in the ass if you ask me! I want simple, local storage of any clip that you’ve got available. This should just be standard these days, but meh: can’t say I’m surprised, owing to the fact that the rest of this site is a bit of a disaster.

Video Lucah: my conclusion

So, when all is said and done – how does Mr. Porn Geek rate Video Lucah? It’s not good at all. Every single turn and twist in my review was met with absolutely terrible results. I’m not a fan of their scene quality, website design, lack of HTTPS and yeah – the whole thing is just one big mess. I cannot recommend you visit Video Lucah in good faith: even if the porn clips here are able to be jerked off over. You’re much better visiting a better tube that has categories, correct titles, HD footage, downloads and all the other stuff missing at VideoLucah.mobi. Thanks for reading and be sure to read my other reviews on the best tube sites out there for XXX movies.