Vitaly Uncensored

Vitaly Uncensored – Mr. Porn Geek’s analysis

I’ve noticed that over the last few years, pranks and silly social media stuff has become pretty damn popular with the general public. Today, Mr. Porn Geek is going to be reviewing a website by the name of Vitaly Uncensored, which was linked to me by a reader that I’ve spoken to before. He’s always sending me funny and interesting links, so I figured that it was worth signing up to Vitaly Uncensored for a look at what this place has to offer and a clear, defined niche for which it explores. This doesn’t seem to be standard porn, but I’m excited to check it out regardless so I can give you a good idea of what’s going on and whether or not Mr. Porn Geek can endorse it. So, with that in mind, let’s get down and dirty with Vitaly Uncensored!

Signing up and signing into Vitaly Uncensored

Signing up to this website was a literal walk in the park – it took me about 30 seconds from the time of entering my email address to get what I wanted: a good look inside the member’s area! Once inside, you’ll see the latest upload right at the very top of the website and then a series of older releases just below it. There seem to be a variety of upload types here, as opposed to it just being a cut and dry operation with one focus. For instance, they’ve got nude celebrity videos, ‘classics’, behind the scenes footage and then episodes, which appear to feature 100% exclusive material you won’t find anywhere else. I will let you know ahead of time that Vitaly Uncensored doesn’t come with any bonus websites at the time of writing this review, but that might not be true forever – these places typically do end up giving you a little more further down the road, which is evidenced by the fact that there are free nude celebrity videos here for you to jerk off over.

Trying out some content from Vitaly Uncensored

I decided that the best step forward for me here was to look at some of the uploads that are currently available inside Vitaly Uncensored – after all, that’s what we’re here to do, right? I’m writing this review at the start of September in 2019 and the latest flick added to the member’s area is Episode 35, which has the title of ‘Russian Hitman $100,000 Transaction Prank!’. The videos appear to be embedded from Vimeo and after a little look at the source data, it turns out that my hunch was correct. Don’t go thinking that you don’t need an account to watch the scenes here though: you’ll be unable to stream the content directly from Vimeo and you will need to be logged into Vitaly Uncensored for the goodies.

What I quite like about Vitaly Uncensored is that all scenes can be streamed in a bunch of different resolutions, similar to how it’s done over at YouTube. The default seems to be 1080p, but if you’re looking for something that’s a little smaller, you can also pick 720p, 480p and a few smaller options should you be on a mobile device. Bitrates are pretty decent, but the one thing missing as far as I’m concerned is the ability to download content directly to your PC. I’ve long been an advocate of accessing the material you want in any way you want, so when websites don’t let you store things locally, I’m less than impressed. I understand why it’s done for a lot of studios, but in the case of Vitaly Uncensored – well, I’m just not sure this is actually all that much of an issue. Are people really going to steal your content and upload them elsewhere? Potentially, but since the whole porn pranks thing is a pretty unique theme, I doubt it’s going to be hard to crack down on.

Vitaly Uncensored: the quality of the content

Anyway, back onto the subject: I decided to start watching the hitman Russian video and was pretty confused by the whole thing. They had a girl give a briefcase to a few paid actors and then those guys pretended to be scared of a Russian dude in a suit. This isn’t really all that pornographic, aside from the fact that the girl they hired to give the briefcases over was wearing a sexy outfit. I’d go so far as to say that the content here was a little cringe – it is just one video though, so many some of the other content they’ve got on offer is better? I’ve never been a huge fan of prank content, so it’s not like I’m going to be jerking off over this regardless. Maybe I’m just too critical for my own good.

I went back to the homepage and decided to grab a few other video streams – I think the escaped sex slave video was a lot better than the Russian hitman one, as well as the fact that you can watch some behind the scenes footage to work out how everything goes down. I also tried the non-prank content which was pretty enjoyable, such as Riley Reid getting massaged in public and some other cool ideas. I was a little put off by the first video that I tried, but I think Vitaly Uncensored eventually won me over with the next batches of scenes that I decided to access.

Is Vitaly Uncensored good for jerking off?

I’m sure all of you know that Mr. Porn Geek often wants to send you to the best places to jerk off, but from time to time, you just have to appreciate content for non-jerking purposes. From this angle, I think it’s fair to say that Vitaly Uncensored does a pretty good job of giving you access to funny, adult-related content that you might eventually jerk off over if you decide you like the upload enough. The prank stuff is pretty comedic and I like the fact that he works with some popular pornstars – this guy must have a lot of money to burn since he’s recruiting some of the best pieces of ass around! I saw the likes of Ariel Ice, Morgan Lux and Elaina Vice. A lot of the videos here are also outdoors, which I guess a lot of guys are going to enjoy. Who doesn’t love seeing girls getting rude in public? It’s fun stuff and you’ll never run out of outdoor nudity and eroticism thanks to Vitaly Uncensored.

The downsides of the membership

Okay, so if I had to point to some downsides here – what would they be? Firstly, the functionality inside is incredibly limited and you’ve basically got so few things that you can actually click and interact with. I’d ideally like to see Vitaly Uncensored broaden things out and additionally, give me the ability to see a named list of all the pornstars who’ve ever worked here. Sometimes you just want to see your favorite pornstar in action, so linking the videos to the girls would be a great idea. I noticed that a lot of dudes in the comment sections were asking for the names of the ladies in the uploads, so I’d also love to see that documented on the videos. Mr. Porn Geek is all about accessibility, so potentially including things like tags, a short description and a voting system would be nice. Right now, Vitaly Uncensored just feels a little like it’s in the beta phase and hasn’t completely been released. When you’re paying cash money to get premium access to a website, you want it to deliver you a world-class experience, right? At least that’s what Mr. Porn Geek thinks!

Other downsides include the fact that you cannot download content here. As mentioned previously, this sucks – I really like having local storage for a number of reasons, but the inability to do this here just doesn’t make all that much sense. Vitaly Uncensored does thankfully have an easy way for you to change your subscription details – that’s cool and I think more sites could do this so people don’t feel like they have to jump through hoops in order to close their accounts.

My final thoughts on Vitaly Uncensored

At the end of the day, I don’t quite think that Vitaly Uncensored is a standard or traditional porn site – this dude is trying something new and while a few of the episodes are a little cringe, the general quality of the shoots is fun and if you’re looking for a porn prank video series, this is probably the best source for exactly that. I’ve obviously got a lot of suggestions to make things better, but in the grand scheme of things, I’m not opposed to giving Vitaly Uncensored my recommendation. It does need changes and improvements, but on the whole, this is a great place to find X-rated, adult-focused prank content. Anyway gang – that’s it from Mr. Porn Geek. Cheers for reading and happy squeezing!