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Mr. Porn Geek reviews Wank A Lot

Good tidings! It’s Mr. Porn Geek here and yes: I’m back yet again to bring you some of the best porn gaming goodness around. Up for my consideration today is a place called Wank A Lot: I think they’re trying to get you to jerk off your cock, although I can’t be sure until we get inside! I’ve heard some pretty decent things about this hub before, but I’ve never actually checked it out for myself. How about we get down to brass tacks and determine if Wank A Lot has the goods to make us happy with a membership? I can’t wait, personally!

The tour of Wank A Lot

When you hit the tour of Wank A Lot, you’ll come across a pretty hot pre-rendered roll of in-game footage that they have to offer. There are plenty of unique niches featured here, including pregnancy sex, racialized fucking, blindfolded BDSM and so on. I’m not sure if these are the graphic presents for all titles, but if you can run this type of quality gameplay on most machines, well that’s going to be a very good selling feature indeed. I’ve noticed a big shift lately into ultra high quality graphics – not sure when that began, but the adult industry is going to be on top of the gaming game if they can continue to bash the competition down that doesn’t make the cut. Anyway, how about I sign up to Wank A Lot and see if the name has any accuracy.

Checking out Wank A Lot

I’ve always been a big fan of places that make your signup trip as simple as possible, so I’m pleased as punch that Wank A Lot doesn’t force you to enter any useless information into the process of creating an account. Just a few details and boom – you get instant, free access to the gaming archive with all of the sexual goodies waiting for you inside. The overall design and finish of the Wank A Lot member’s area is really quite good – futuristic, if you will. They’ve nailed the aesthetic for the type of media they’re going for and while you won’t spend much time here at all, it’s nice to see that the smart guys behind the project have ensured its validity as a tool of navigation.

What Wank A Lot has to offer

At the time of writing this review, Wank A Lot was sitting on a collection of 24 games. These span a number of cool niches, as well as being different lengths, difficulties and interaction levels. Of those 24 games, 10 are in the ‘visual novel’ category, which means that you’ll basically be making decisions while the story plays out and can basically finish the game up using just your mouse. This is perfect for guys who want to start stroking from the second they land inside the subscriber zone. What’s the point of trying a complicated title when you can just enjoy a simple one that helps you jizz in an instant? Take note that all of Wank A Lot’s titles are played directly from your browser, with no downloading required. It runs on the WebGL technology, which means so long as you’re using Firefox, Chrome, Safari or Opera, you won’t have an issues whatsoever with compatibility. So far, so good for my experiences at Wank A Lot. Now then – let’s try a game!

Trying games on Wank A Lot

The first porn game I decided to try was called Asian Fuck City. As the title implies, this is based in a sort of Cyberpunk 2077-style neon-clad city, where all you see are crazy Asian sluts, bars and so on. Wank A Lot has done a fantastic job with the rendering here and to be honest, I’m amazed at how good this looks from a title which you can run just straight from your browser. Don’t ask me how they’re doing this, but it’s something that I think a lot of people are going to be surprised at. I even loaded up the project on my laptop and it looked absolutely fine. The framerates dipped a little bit when I looked over a large area of the city, but in individual cutscenes, there were no issues whatsoever.

The game has a plot of sorts, but to be perfectly honest with you, my focus was on the fucking mechanics. It’s not like playing a game of chess either, so don’t go thinking it’ll rack your brains and require a bunch of neurons to fire. All you have to do is click various positional buttons, dictate the pace of the fucking and watch on as your character fills up any of the three holes you desire on the Asian babe(s) you’ve encountered. One nice touch here was genuine voiceover acting in multiple languages. Not sure how they managed to afford that, but it’s sweet nonetheless.

Other titles at Wank A Lot

I had enough time to try out 4 other titles on Wank A Lot and I really did love them all. Again: the graphics here are the main draw card and if you’re someone who really enjoys top quality rendering, I think that Wank A Lot is going to be your home away from home. It was tough to decide on a favorite, but I do feel like Asian Fuck City is probably the most developed and polished title. I’d also recommend BDSM Bandits when you get the chance: particularly if you’re big into kinky sex.

Wank A Lot: a parting thought

There are unbound levels of pleasure available to you over at Wank A Lot. I think if you prefer some interactive sexual experiences and you don’t mind waiting a few minutes for a browser game to load up, this is definitely a place you should check out. Mr. Porn Geek has a love of high quality adult gaming fun and this definitely fits that dynamic. So, what the hell are you waiting for? Click the link and go see what Wank A Lot has to offer – peace!