WebcamJackers

What the fuck is Webcam Jackers?

Webcam Jackers is a porn site all about men jacking off on their webcams. I don’t know if these wanking videos have been stolen from people or uploaded themselves, I don’t really care. To be honest, all of the videos on Webcam Jackers are boring and shit. I dunno if any cunt is actually using Webcam Jackers to get off, but if they are, I feel deeply sorry for them! Anyway, let’s review this cunt before I lose the will to live!

The porn on Webcam Jackers

What fucking porn! I hardly think wanking videos are porn any more. Especially wanking videos that are under a minute long like most of the videos on Webcam Jackers.  Who the fuck is watching a cunt last less than a minute and thinks “yes, that’s fucking sexy”. If anyone is thinking this shit, give me a call cos I can barely last a second, let alone a minute! There are some wanking compilations on Webcam Jackers, but these are short clips of men jacking their knacking with a bit of music!

The idea behind Webcam Jackers

I like the idea behind Webcam Jackers, finding webcam videos of men having a wank and posting them, cool, great idea. However, I do know that men are paid by porn companies to wank on film and do all the fancy shit that chicks do in solo videos. I know this because one of my gay mates did one of these videos cos he’s a legend! So, surely a video of a guy wanking with far better production value and quality is better than the low-quality shit on Webcam Jackers? Why bother watching these amateur cunts wank, when you can watch someone like my mate wank in a nice studio with studio lighting and shit like that?

I know that the appeal of Webcam Jackers and websites like this is that you’re catching the cunt in the act, or you watching someone wank that doesn’t know that one day this wanking video will be online. But come on, do you really think these cunts made these videos without the intention of posting them? You ain’t that naive, surely?

The Geek’s final thoughts on Webcam Jackers

Na, not for me! I can see the value in gay porn, if there is value in gay porn, but there is no value in this porn at all. Even though I am straight, I can see good gay porn for what it is, but this is shit and shocking and boring. The design of the site is barely any good at all, and I can’t think who the fuck this porn site is made for. If you want to see men wanking on webcam, just join a dating site, there are cunts on there gagging for this shit!