WikiFeet

MrPornGeek Checks out WikiFeet

WikiFeet looks like a fun little site. As you expected, this site is quite foot-based, but it isn’t as foot-based as the name suggests. I was expecting loads of foot wank photos and videos and that sort of stuff. However, WikiFeet is actually more like an image gallery site, and a fairly mediocre one at that. Don’t get me wrong, WikiFeet does have some amazing models on it, more on these sexy ladies later, but it doesn’t have loads of foot photos on it. The way that WikiFeet works is that users upload their sexy photos and, I believe you can buy them if you wish. Or, you can wait for a little longer than I was hoping, to view them on the website.

If you can’t tell already, WikiFeet has confused the crap out of me. I have been looking at the name of this site all week expecting to find a site full of foot porn, but now I am here, and I am looking at what are basically photos of Instagram models that just happen to have their feet on show. So, will this factor into the score that WikiFeet receives from me? Oh, fuck, yes it will! But what will that score be? Well, dear reader, we better review this fucker and find out!

The image galleries on WikiFeet

When you get to an image gallery on WikiFeet, it is full of all the user’s photos, I like this. I like that the model has their own image gallery where you can find all of their photos rather than just a particular set, it saves searching around this site, and as the design of this site is pretty shoddy unless you are in the photo galleries, this is nothing but a good thing.

The image galleries are really nice to explore, they have a nice layout and you can see loads of images without scrolling. However, as I said at the bloody beginning of this site review, there aren’t many foot images. In fact, in many of the image galleries on WikiFeet, there is barely a photo that I would consider porn. They are simply photos of hot models that wouldn’t look out of place on Instagram, this is concerning, but not as bloody concerning as the design aspects of this site.

The odd homepage design on WikiFeet

Right, the images galleries on WikiFeet are a nice place to be, and we can thank the lord for that because the rest of this site has a very odd and crunchy design, to say the least. The homepage of WikiFeet feels incomplete. It has the same nice and modern styling as the rest of this site, but there are errors all over it. Firstly, the image galleries that are advertised on the homepage of WikiFeet look incomplete. I think they show the latest images from users, rather than every image from said user. However, this means that if that hot model (or whoever it is that is uploading their photos) only uploads one photo, there is a bunch of space left over. So, WikiFeet feels incomplete because it looks incomplete, this is a huge issue that isn’t present in the image galleries.

As I said, in the image galleries on WikiFeet, you see every upload from that user, so the styling, layout and design of WikiFeet feel complete here, but it certainly doesn’t on the homepage. WikiFeet really needs to do something about this. Also, while I am talking shit about the design of WikiFeet, I may as well mention the loading speeds of the images. Clearly, a lot of bloody effort goes into the images on WikiFeet as the models, and the shots look really professional. However, this is costly to WikiFeet because it takes a decade for the image to load when you view it full screen! I ain’t fucking about when I say that the images on this site load like I have dial-up internet! That shit ain’t good WikiFeet!

There are so many ads on WikiFeet!

Oh, and this site just keeps getting worse! So, I know that sites need to make their money, and a good way of making some coin on a site is by running ads, I do it, PornHub does it, every cunt does it. However, on most sites, you’ll find ads that are in keeping with the content, this does two things. Firstly, it doesn’t distract the sexy user (that’s you, hey, how you doin’?) from the content too much and provides the user with something they may find interesting. So, on a normal site, you may find an ad for another porn scene that has just dropped, dick pills, or a porn game or something.

Please tell me why, I am staring at a photo of Prince Philip on WikiFeet, then! This is a site, apparently and I meant to be getting turned on. Do you know how difficult it is to get a boner when you are staring at Prince Philip? Just ask the Queen, cos I doubt that bitch has had a boner since World War 2 looking at that liver-spotted twat! I get the need for ads on sites, truly, but at least have ads that are matched to the content!

The Geek’s final thoughts on WikiFeet

WikiFeet isn’t a site, and it certainly isn’t a site that is all about feet! This site, if it is still calling itself a site, is a joke, it is a pretend porn that has no worth in the porn world at all. Seriously, check out WikiFeet and then go on Instagram and just stare at the models on there cos you’ll be looking at the same photos! WikiFeet, you are a fucking joke!