World of Whore Craft

Mr. Porn Geek plays World of Whorecraft

Okay gang, before we jump into this review, I just want to let you know that I’ve spent a hell of a lot of time over the last few weeks writing up my opinions on a bunch of different gaming destinations, so it’s safe to say that I’m something of an expert in this regard. Up for my consideration today is a destination by the name of World of Whorecraft. I’m sure plenty of my readers know all about World of Warcraft (hell, you might even be eagerly awaiting the launch of classic in just a few months) and I felt like it was a great time to find some good parody destinations. I suppose the best thing to do here is to just crack on with the review, so let’s get down to business and sign up for an account at World of Whorecraft!

Inside World of Whorecraft

The first thing that I noticed after logging in here was the fact that you don’t just get access to one game: you get access to hundreds. World of Whorecraft is actually just an advertising name for a destination called My Gamer Vault, which is devoted to giving you access to a huge cache of top-quality games in the adult sphere. There actually is a game here that’s a porn parody of World of Warcraft though, so I think it’d make the most amount of sense to look at that one before anything else.

World of Whorecraft was actually built on the Unity engine and is available to play from your browser thanks to the WebGL environment. It does actually take a while to load this game up, but I had a pretty fun time playing it when I did eventually get it working on my computer. One thing I will mention is that a few people complained in the comments about running World of Whorecraft on Firefox – it seems that Chrome and Opera are better browsers of choice if you want to play this game. I wouldn’t describe World of Whorecraft as a fully fleshed-out title, but I do think it’s a top quality option for someone that wants a little fun game to play amongst a massive archive devoted to pornographic video games. So far, so good for the World of Whorecraft experience.

Other games to check out besides World of Whorecraft

As I mentioned, there’s more to this website than just a single game, so I think it’s worth going over a few of the different titles so you know what you’ve got waiting for you should you decide to sign up. For me, the biggest draw card inside the member’s area here at My Gamer Vault is Hustletown – this is a stellar, fleshed-out title that you can play for hours at a time. The main premise of this particular game is that you’ve just gotten out of jail and are now back on the streets, looking to build up an empire in the city you live in, all while fucking as many broads as possible and getting all the blowjobs you can. Hustletown has a lot of mini games and micro-managing aspects to it, so if you prefer porn games with a little more focus on skill, ability and planning, this is the one for you. Do note that to access this, you have to press ‘Hustletown’ in the header link: it’s not in the standard games area inside My Gamer Vault.

I’d also recommend looking at a few of the hentai games inside My Gamer Vault, such as all of the Fuck Town series (including My First Secretary, Library Debt and Thai Paradise to name but a few) and other great dating simulators that are waiting for you. The hentai category of games at My Gamer Vault currently has over 150 unique publications, so no matter what it is that you’re looking for, chances are a game will be inside that’ll have you busting nuts in no time at all. Mr. Porn Geek loves websites that give you access to a lot of content, so I love the offerings from World of Whorecraft.

Bonus DVDs from World of Whorecraft

If you thought that the fun stopped with 100s of video games, think again. Simply click the ‘full movies’ link in the header to navigate your way through to an archive of DVDs that you can download or stream without restrictions or limitations! There are hundreds, if not thousands of titles to pick from and they’re spread across a fantastic array of niches and themes. We’re talking the likes of Licking Lesbians, Squirt Alert, My Hot Stepsister and American Chocolates: whatever it is that you prefer when it comes to porn, there’s probably something inside here that’ll get your cock nice and solid. Who can fault a website that gives you all of this completely free of charge?

But wait, there’s more – no, seriously! I hate to sound like some type of salesman here, but I also noticed that World of Whorecraft’s membership comes with free bonus access to two bonus sites: namely Premium Porn HD and XXX HD Vault. I looked around each one for about five minutes and while they don’t have games, they’ve got plenty of great videos for you to watch and jerk off to. Honestly, in terms of access to premium porn videos, I haven’t seen many sites give this many as a bonus – it’s fantastic.

Final thoughts on World of Whorecraft

While the title doesn’t really follow through to a fully immersive 3D MMO devoted to sex and raids, general gamers looking for adult playables will feel pretty damn good about the options made available to them via My Gamer Vault. I’d argue that even if this site didn’t have the bonus stuff, it’d still be worth checking out. I had a great time inside and I think you will too. My advice: check out the tour and if you’re sufficiently turned on by the idea of getting access to great porn games, sign up and get playing. I’m giving this one my personal recommendation: get on it now, gang.

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