Xpaja

What is Xpaja?

Xpaja is a really nicely designed site. It looks a lot like PornHub, this site, and so I was impressed when I first got on here. I was surprised that I had never heard of this site before, it looked like a awesome place to spend some time. However, then I began exploring Xpaja and found out why I had never heard of this site before. I will get more into this shit during this review, but right now, I will say there is a lot to hate about Xpaja. However, from a styling standpoint, Xpaja is one of the nicest porn sites that I have visited in a long time. This site is perhaps even cleaner than PornHub, of course, it doesn’t have the same features as PornHub, but it is a well put together site.

So, great job on the design, Xpaja. But is the rest of this site any good at all or should this site go and fuck a massive cock and die in the depths of this porn review site? Well, dear reader, it is time to review this site and find the fuck out. So, let’s do this shit, shall we?

The porn on Xpaja

Right, the porn on Xpaja is a mixture of pretty shit porn from the pros and really fucking awful amateur shit. So far, I haven’t come across any porn on this site that is good in any way. There seems to be a pretty big interracial porn presences on this site, which is cool, nothing wrong with the genre of porn at all, but the quality, fuck me! Most of the porn on this site is under two minutes long, and the longest porn scene I have found so far has been 10 minutes long.

Most of the porn on Xpaja is amateur shit that should have stayed on the Nokia 3210 it was shot on. I know that 3210’s couldn’t shot video so why the fuck does every porn video on this site look like it was shot on one? The porn is just basic shit that you find on any porn forum. In fact, I reveiwed an interracial porn forum the other day that had much better amateur porn on it than this pile of shit. As for the pro porn on Xpaja, why is that so bad? There are shit loads of quality interracial sites on the web, so why choose a load of shit ones to steal from, it doesn’t make any sense at all!

Amateurs, amateurs everywhere on Xpaja

There is so much amateur porn on Xpaja that I need to talk about amateurs some more. Amateur porn, in its nature, is shit. Amateurs are notoriously worse than professionals at stuff. Of course, there are some great amateurs in the world, I am sure there are some amateur basketball players on courts around the world that could destroy pro ballers, but most amateurs are shit at the things they are amateur at. So, when a porn site like this pile of shit focuses on amateurs, they are destroying their site from the inside. For every 1,000 amateurs that are shit, there are perhaps 2 good ones. So you are hoping and praying that these two cunts find your site and show you how to fuck! Are you kidding? What you are left with is thousands of wankers on this site that can’t suck cock, can’t get fucked and can’t fuck at all. These amateurs are killing your site Xpaja.

The ads on Xpaja

Well, it isn’t only the fucking amateurs that are killing this site, not at all. The ads on this site are terrible too. Firstly, Xpaja blocks you using AdBlocker, so if you want to watch any of the videos, you have to disable that shit. Then, every click on the site opens a pop-up, a new tab and a new STI that sends your computer into a shit show. I can’t stand sites that do this shit.

I know that sites need money and I know that Xpaja has forked out a shit load on a lovely design and they are trying to recoup their losses, I get it, but come on! Every click on this cunting site and a ad pops up. You are either a site, or you are an ad! You are ruining the already ruined porn on your site you thick bunch of idiotic cunts! Just calm the fuck down with the ads, people may be more inclined to actually use your site if you do!

Is Xpaja worth your time?

Of course it isn’t. If you love amateur porn that is really short, then sure, you can check this site out. However, if you like amateur porn that is slightly longer, interracial porn that is much better and full-length porn scenes, check out any site above this on our list of porn sites.

I am actually offended by this site. I am offended because the style of the site is so damn good so I expected so much from this site! I wanted this site to be amazing and yet it is awful! I ain’t a fan of amateur porn anyway, but even if I was, I wouldn’t be a fan of the amateur porn on this site. This porn site has all the potential in the world, it could be competing with the top porn tube sites, but instead, it has filled itself with shit porn and ruined it for everyone.