Xvideo Porno

What the fuck is Xvideo Porno?

XvideoPorno is a tube porn site with many familiar faces on it. It is in a foreign language (I can’t be bothered to figure out which), but all the porn is in English so the way this language affects us porn viewers is that none of the descriptions make any sense, even when translated. XvideoPorno seems to offer some good porn, but does it? Well, put down your Shakespeare play, grab some baby oil and let’s find the fuck out!

The porn on Xvideo Porno

As I said in that quick intro, XvideoPorno does appear to have some good porn. However, peer through the endless ads at this porn, and you’ll quickly find that most of the porn is only about six minutes long! Six minutes! Even I can last six minutes! In fact, sometimes it takes me six minutes to find the tweezers to jerk off with. Yes, I have a very small penis, don’t judge me!

The porn on Xvideo Porno looks awesome, some of the scenes are about 12 minutes long, but they are fairly rare. Or at least I think they are, I gave up testing the porn on this site because of my next point.

The ads on Xvideo Porno

Every single porn video that I tried to watch on this poxy porn site played the same ad. It was a dude (Spanish, I think) fucking a girl holding up some sort of spray bottle. From what I gather from this ad, this spray is meant to keep your cock hard, or allow you to get a girl like the one he was fucking. No clue, but I had to watch that ad before every porn video. What’s worst than watching an ad before porn? An ad before porn that buffers! Yep, this cunt’s advert kept buffering, and so I had to sit there and wait for this cunt to sell me some shit I don’t need, well, I do need it and have ordered it, but he doesn’t know that I needed it, stop judging me!

The ads on XvideoPorno make the porn so hard to watch, and when you do finally get to the porn, they take a decade to load, and they are only six minutes long! What is the point XvideoPorno, you useless bunch of Spanish (maybe) cunts!

The Geeks final thoughts on Xvideo Porno

Xvideo Porno annoyed me. The site looks great and the homepage is a nice place to be. The moment you leave the porn on the homepage, you start running into issues that slow the porn down and make you lose any sort of boner you may have had! There is a lot of work that XvideoPorno need to do, so much work, that I ain’t even gonna tell them what’s wrong with the site. You know what you did Xvideo Porno!