XXXDessert

The Geek tries out XXXDessert

When you first load up this porn site, you are promised a site that offers free XXX videos and images. However, as you begin exploring this site, shit doesn’t quite add up. While there is plenty of porn on this site, it is almost impossible to reach! I’ll get more into that shit in a bit, but to say I was a little disheartened by this site is like saying that American isn’t completely fucked right now! XXXDessert is adding up to be a shocking site that I really want to run the hell away from. However, dear reader, you need a site review of this site! So, this site review is a public service announcement. Please enjoy my review of XXXDessert, quite possibly the shittest site I have ever been unfortunate enough to review!

The styling of XXXDessert

From the moment you arrive on XXXDessert, you can see how shit this site is going to be. The styling of this site is just all wrong. Of course, there are a handful of porn sites that are in this state that do actually work well, so you press on to see if XXXDessert could, by some god-damn miracle, be one of those sites. It isn’t.

Instead, XXXDessert is a pile dog shit wrapped up in cling film and placed into your shoe. There is a chance that you won’t get poop on your foot, but 9 times out of 10, you get poop on your foot. I mean, just look at the bloody layout of the porn categories. This site is so messy that you cannot focus on any porn category. Instead, you find your eyes wandering around each porn category, hoping to land on something amazing. As I was testing this site, I had to stop my eyes doing that shit so I could actually just pick a category to test. I couldn’t imagine what this site must be like to use to have a wank!

XXXDessert has a huge issue

This is the part of the porn review where I usually start discussing the porn. Still, the massive issue that I have alluded to above makes watching porn on this site near enough impossible. This enormous issue is the ads. Now, I know that this site needs to make some bread and dollar-dollar, I get that shit. Still, the ads are a fucking nightmare. Every category you click on, every porn video you click on, every time you click “next” to see another page of porn, there’s an ad. Now, typically porn sites relax this shit after your first few clicks, but not XXXDessert! This fucker just keeps plying you with ads, most of which don’t load. So, that is one part of the ad issues, but, as always, dear reader, there is more!

The other part of the ad issue is more frustrating. I know, how can you get more frustrating than an a click? Well, there are hidden ads on XXXDessert too. So, as you explore the categories on this site, you can see a few that don’t have a title, these are ads. When I say a few, I mean a shit load. For every 10 actual categories, there is an ad. These ads are the same old shit about dating old women and the bollocks from other sites, but they are perfectly disguised into the fabric of this site. It is honestly as if XXXDessert doesn’t want you to watch porn. There are so many red herrings and pop-ups to battle through to stand any chance of watching porn on this site, that the porn must be incredible, right? Let’s have a look!

The porn on XXXDessert

So, as you made your way through the battlefield of ads and hidden ads and all that bollocks that I mentioned above. And you have thrown up because the styling is shit, you come to the porn. When you arrive at the porn, you may be shocked to find some pretty decent porn videos. However, take a look at how long the porn videos are, and you’ll be back to reality in no time. The porn on this site is either incomplete photo galleries or really short porn videos. So far, the biggest photo gallery I have found is 16 photos, and the longest porn video that I have seen is eight minutes. Most of the porn on this site is under five minutes long. Oh yeah, and the hidden ads are still on the porn pages too!

So, you’re pissing telling me that I have battled my way through a pile of ads and a bollocks looking site for porn like this? What the hell! I don’t want to watch three-minute porn after having to spend six minutes trying to get to the damn porn! One saving grace for XXXDessert is that the porn is hosted on another site, so at least most of the porn works!

Is XXXDesert worth exploring?

XXXDessert is a terrible site. There’s a handful of good porn on this site. Still, all of it is available elsewhere, and it is probably longer elsewhere too. I was going to close this site review by saying, go on XXXDessert, get to that other site that hosts the porn and just stay on there but don’t bloody bother. The ads on this site were way too much from the beginning. To be greeted by professional porn scenes that are a few minutes long after struggling to get to the damn things is a bloody joke! XXXDessert really is a terrible porn site. There is nothing that can save this site, I am sorry. The design is old as hell, and the battle with the ads to get to mediocre porn is a fucking joke!