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Mr. Porn Geek visits ZZZ Tube

You wouldn’t believe the scope of the Internet, but you especially wouldn’t believe the scope of free video streaming platforms that exist on the Internet – those devoted to porn, that is. I’ve written dozens of reviews over the last few months on my favorite tube sites and right now, I’m going back yet again to the wild west of the World Wide Web to find you more great destinations. This particular review is going to be on a place called ZZZ Tube, so let’s get down to business and see what’s on offer here, shall we? By all accounts, this is going to be one hell of a place to suggest if you’re keen on free adult porn videos!

The homepage of ZZZ Tube

When we typically review porn tubes, we see that the homepage is devoted entirely to showing you thumbnails of recent uploads as opposed to anything else. Here at ZZZ Tube though, you’re getting a look at categories instead. This is quite a weird way to set things up, but I don’t think it’s all that terrible. Categories offered from ZZZ Tube include the likes of cumshot, teen, masturbation and lesbian porn, although I was pleased to see some more niche links here including the likes of skinny, stockings, redhead and gloryhole smut. I think it’s safe to say that regardless of what porn you enjoy watching, ZZZ Tube probably has something for you. They’ve even got sections for vintage, Italian and car porn – what a collection of smutty videos!

Other places ZZZ Tube has to offer

Okay, so along the top of the website, you’ve got a bunch of links that take you to a few useful web pages on ZZZ Tube that you’ll likely want to check out. First up we’ve got the trends area, where the most popular videos that have been uploaded recently appear. This basically functions in the same way that standard tube home page would, so in theory you could just come to this page instead of the main home page if you wanted a more traditional porn browsing experience. ZZZ Tube seems to put clips in here that not only have good ratings, but that which have been added to the archive recently. It functions similarly to how Reddit’s ‘hot’ listings would work: only the best of the most recent past is showed, as opposed to all-time data.

If you prefer seeing what the true cream of the crop is, head on over to ZZZ Tube’s best videos page. This removes the time element from the equation and only looks at what people really enjoyed watching the most – not too terrible if you ask me. A good mix of content is shown here too, although we’ll get to that a little bit later. ZZZ Tube does have a page for the most recent uploads as well as a pornstars section – I just love these types of places. If you only want to see uploads on the website that feature Sara Jay, Brandi Love, Asa Akira or another professional fucker, that’s the place to go. You can also use the search feature in the top right-hand corner of the page if you’d like quick access to porn videos featuring a particular cum slut.

Watching some ZZZ Tube scenes

Okay, so I think I’ve spoken enough about the meta experience here – how about we get down to watching some damn porn videos? I was thinking earlier about jerking off to some videos of Lucy Doll, which is why I went ahead and picked out her as the pornstar I wanted to watch get fucked. Now then – we’ve got an important thing to talk about here. ZZZ Tube doesn’t actually host content locally itself: that’s all offloaded to third-party platforms that you’ll go through to when clicking on a particular thumbnail. Sources for these videos include the likes of Beeg, Red Tube, Dr Tuber, PornHub and more. Do note that you won’t have to jump through any hoops in order to watch the content: none of that middle-man advertising link bullshit or website rotations. It’s just a good indexing service that’ll give you access to the clip you want immediately.

Because of the structure of this particular tube, Mr. Porn Geek can’t talk too much about the quality of the clips in terms of subjective and objective measures. Almost all uploads are professional in nature, but you will find amateur uploads if you dig deep enough. Most of the big tubes support 720p and 1080p quality scenes when they can, but I’d estimate around 30% or so of uploads linked here from ZZZ Tube were only 480p – still good for a jerk, but you’re not getting the complete picture. I’d personally like to see a filter from the gang at ZZZTube.com that allows you to only see HD uploads – this would be so damn useful too, since they’re harvesting smut from multiple different locations.

Some negatives on ZZZ Tube

Balancing positives and negative is important, so I’ll mention a few things that I don’t like about ZZZ Tube. Firstly, because of the inherent third-party nature of the setup here, some clips might not be available once you click on them. The benefit of having locally stored content is that it’s easier to monitor and check to ensure that it’s all online. ZZZ Tube could also do with trying to source slightly longer clips – a lot of the uploads are just 10 minutes in length, which is fine for many but not for us purists. We want to see every last second of action – that’s the way porn is supposed to be enjoyed!

Final thoughts on ZZZ Tube

I think I’ve covered all I need to cover – Mr. Porn Geek had a pretty decent time at ZZZ Tube, but things could be improved if the team decided they wanted to take their platform to the next level. With so much smut on offer, ZZZTube.com will surely be attractive to many – when you index from multiple destinations, you have the luxury of quantity above all else. Anyway, that’s me done here: check out ZZZ Tube today if you want some adult entertainment delivered straight to your PC!