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Mr. Porn Geek, can you tell me what vintage porn actually is?

Sure I can! Generally speaking, I tend to refer to any media on the Internet that was created before the Internet as being vintage. This means stuff for DVDs and VHS, as well as some old-school tape content – although that’s very difficult to find these days. I love the fact that there are some still retro and vintage releases out there on the Internet, and it really is like stepping back through time with regard to what people thought was hot, enjoyable and sexy. There are plenty of things that will strike you as odd, as well as some concepts and themes that you’ll miss in modern productions. The biggest problem with vintage content is that it’s exactly that: vintage. You’re going to find that there are quality issues across the board, as well as a huge concern with specific regard to database size. Since no new retro adult content is being made, these places have to do their absolute best to make access to what they do have as convenient as possible. I tend to rank modern spots on how often they update, but I’m happy to look at these vintage spots with a different approach. If you’re making vintage porn in the modern day – well, it’s not vintage porn, is it?

Are these websites free, or do I have to pay?

Look: I’ve always done my best to bring you guys completely free destinations, but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect you to sign up to some spots, especially when they’re bringing you something that’s hard to come across and difficult to monetize in different ways. Mr. Porn Geek has still tried to provide some free destinations, but there’s a clear focus here on pay to play spots: the rates are competitive though, and many of the options have free trials for you to consider. If you’re someone that truly appreciates having the ability to watch XXX fun without spending a huge amount of money, look through the list for my free recommendations. I know for a fact that you’re going to find something here that gets you going, and I truly believe that some of the best classic porn out there on the Internet you can get your hands on for a rock bottom price or, ideally, completely free of charge. So I hope I’ve answered your question, and I do want to mention: the more money there is available for retro material, the greater the chances that you’re going to encourage people to keep looking for similar stuff. That’s the incentive that we want – especially as the years go by, it’ll be harder to extract vintage XXX material from old tapes.

How are these vintage spots ranked against one another?

As mentioned previously, you’ll want to be careful about going ahead and looking at the niche from the perspective of how often it updates: this just doesn’t make much sense in the era of classic pornography, so I tend to look at archive size as a major indicator of what’s important. I also want to mention that quality is something that’s important to get right: vintage porn can already really suffer when it comes to visual fidelity, and the more restorative efforts – as well as support for top-end file formats – the better. Even if the source material isn’t in the best shape, exports to 1080p should be encouraged, just so you’re covering all bases and ensuring that limited quality is lost. I also want the websites to be modern and functional: as much as I like retro pornography and vintage XXX videos, I don’t want websites that are poor and slow from the same period of time! Modern layouts, access tools and so on are what I care about most. Tags are useful, but at the very least, there should be categories for you to take advantage of. Honing in on your preferred type of vintage product just makes sense to me! Oh, and if you are going to charge people for access to your website, it should be clear what you’re getting and offer a discount if they sign up for a longer period of time. That’s just common sense.

What are the advantages of retro sex videos?

It’s not for everyone, but there’s something about the extreme amateur nature of it all – especially when the dudes and chicks look like they could be old-school wrestlers and stuff. Modern porn can feel a bit too clean and sanitized, there’s a nitty gritty theme going throughout this era that does it for me, and I think you’ll feel the same way. If you’re completely new to the genre – consider looking at some of the samples and trailers that these spots have. The girls were definitely different back then, especially when it comes to being skinny! If you’re more into petite women, that’s pretty much the focus of vintage pornography. Girls were smaller and the demand for BBWs was pretty limited. Now, you can still find content in that niche, but it’s less common and yeah, I think for the guys that like petite, this is the way to go.

What else should I know about Mr. Porn Geek?

Check back often, because I update my reviews on a regular basis, change rankings and do whatever I can to improve my product. Remember that it’s not just vintage that I cover: there are lots of other niches and themes throughout here that you’ll go crazy for once you realize just how focused I am on providing access to the best porn destinations the Internet has to offer. You can even suggest classic porn spots if you think there are some options that I’m missing! I’m open to the idea that I don’t have all the answers, but believe me when I say: I’m doing everything I can in order to try and get them. Anyway, that’s it from me – thanks for reading! Now please: get your hands on all of these vintage XXX goodness.