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Mnu. porn geek. ungangisiza ukuthi ngibekwe kunoma iyiphi yalezi zingosi ezihamba phambili ezibuyekezile?
Hhayi okokuqala ngibuzwa lokhu. Abantu babheka uMnu. Porn geek futhi ucabange; “Ndoda, usufana ne-fuck, ubhekene nokubekwa kaningi kune-brad pitt”. Mnu. I-porn geek iqamba amanga ithi “yep. Ngingu ”. Umfana wakho lapha uthola isenzo esiningi, kepha bekulokhu kungenje! Ngenkathi lezi zingosi ezihamba kahle kakhulu zingahambisani neze nezocansi, umfana wakho mr. I-porn geek ibilokhu ine-rekhodi le-track eline-escorts ngaphambi kokungena ebudlelwaneni obunzima.
Isipiliyoni sami sokuthola abaphephela online futhi ukuxhumana namantombazane ashisa kakhulu edolobheni lami kungilungiselele ngokunginika imininingwane emithonjeni ehamba phambili yalolo hlobo lwento. Ngokwemvelo, ukubona njengo-mr. I-porn geek ithanda ukuba bonke abafundi bayo bafinyelele noma yini abayifunayo ohlwini lwami oluhle kakhulu lwe-porn , ngiye ngaya phambili futhi nganikeza ukubuyekezwa kwezindawo ezingcono kakhulu zokuphephela engicabanga ukuthi zikufanele ukuya lapho ufuna abahamba naye.
Ngikholwe, kunezindawo eziningi kakhulu phandle lapho ezizokukhombisa izithombe ezingezona, zikhokhise ngaphezu kwalokho obekulindelwe noma simane sichithe isikhathi sakho – yingakho kubalulekile ukukhetha indawo efanele yokuphekela eninohlelo oluphezulu lokuqinisekisa ukuthi uthola abangane bayazi ukuthi benzani futhi ngeke badumaze lapho. Ngibheke ngokweqiniso amasayithi angama-20 kuze kube manje, nokuthi yini oyibona ngezansi – yilokho kuphela engikubheka njengokufanele ukunakwa kwakho njengamanje. Lokho kungahle kuguquke ngokuzayo, kepha okwamanje, ngifuna ukugcina le ndawo lapho ngibuyekeza amawebhusayithi wokuphephela angcono ehlanzekile ngangokunokwenzeka.
Kodwa Mnu. porn geek, kungani kufanele ngilalele izeluleko zakho ku-escorts?
Mnu. I-porn geek iyaziwa ukuthi ihamba nobani. Lapho umfana wakho lapha ebedlula kancane kwesibaya esomile kwesinye isikhathi empilweni yakhe, wasebenzisa inala yabo ‘ukuthola ukuphela kwakhe’. Mnu. I-porn geek ngabe isichitha isikhathi esiningi ku-boozer yasendaweni, kepha nina bafana abedinga ukubukelwa i-porn review ebhaliwe, ngakho-ke imihlatshelo yayidingeka ukwenziwa ngaphambili kobulili.
Mnu. I-porn geek iyakwazi ukuhlukanisa lezo ziphephelo ezishisayo zasempumalanga ye-Europe kulezo okungenzeka zizo zonke izinhlobo zezifo ukukuthelelelela. Konke lokhu kungatholakala ku-inthanethi, kungekho lutho olungaphezu kwe-computer onayo (noma ifoni yakho, uma ngabe uyindlela yobuvila kakhulu yokuqalisa ikhompyutha yakho, kepha i-mpg iyabona ukuthi kungani ungazibekeli uma nayo ubuvila bokwenza lokho). Udinga nje ukuya kumasayithi afanele, kanye no-mr. Porn geek uyazi amasayithi afanele.
Lezi zibuyekezo ngeke zizishaye indiva ngokuphelele lezo zingosi ezinezithombe ezingezona ezisohlwini. Uthembele kumfana wakho, njengoba kusha nje nge-jennifer aniston futhi kubi njengoba amafilimu akhe ethengise muva nje; Cishe akayena ophelezelayo. Angazi ukuthi kungani amasayithi elokhu esebenzisa i-pic yakhe. Lawa nje amasayithi agcwele i-brim nabantu bangempela abazimisele ukukunikeza i-fuck esheshayo … Ngentengo.
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Manje uyazi ukuthi Mnu. I-porn geek ayiphumeleli embhedeni njengoba wonke umuntu ethanda ukucabanga, ungagxuma ungene kwamanye amawebhusayithi amahle wokuphelezela okwamanje. Ube nesikhathi sokubuka kwe-porn ethile noma noma yini oyenzayo. Cabanga ngokuqonde kwenye yalezi zingosi zokuphelezelwa ‘njengokuziqeqesha’ Kwakho. Lapho ekugcineni uhlangana nowesifazane, uzojabula ukuthi ukhokhele ubulili. Uzoba nesipiliyoni sesipiliyoni ngaphansi kwebhande lakhe, hhayi kuphela ekuhloleni amawebhusayithi we-porn we-premium ku-mr. Porn geek kodwa ngokuxoxisana nomuntu othile onolwazi. Akukho lutho olungahambi kahle ngalokho. Ubulokhu ufuna iwebhusayithi yokuphelezela ekunikeza isikhombimsebenzisi esihle, amandla okubona okutholayo futhi ufinyelele inombolo ethile yokuhamba yendawo yonke endaweni eyodwa? Kahle, inenhlanhla kuwe, lezo yizindlela ezidingekayo lapha ku-mr. Porn geek kimi ukuthi ngicabangele ngisho nesayithi kule niche ukunikezwa indawo ohlwini lwami lwamasayithi ahamba kahle kakhulu.
Ngisebenze kanzima ukuthola izindawo ezifanele futhi ngenkathi zinzima, ngithemba ukuthi uyabona ukuthi izinketho engizinikezile zingcono kakhulu kwezingcono kakhulu. Thatha isikhathi sakho, funda ukubuyekezwa, ubone izinzuzo zami nokubi, bheka isithombe-skrini futhi uma ucabanga ukuthi ipulatifomu ye-escort engikunikezile inhle, qhubeka futhi uhlole ukuthi yini abangayinikeza. Ngifisa ukuphinda ngibonge bonke ababukeli bami abathandekayo abasaphethe lapha futhi ngifisela wena inhlanhla yokuthola inenekazi lakho elilandelayo ebusuku – vele ukhumbule, uphephe futhi ukhumbule ukushiya ithiphu uma enza umsebenzi omuhle!
Kufanele ngibeke engcupheni ucansi nesifebe eshibhile?
Lowo ngumbuzo onzima, kepha omuhle nawo. Nginombono wokuthi kufanele uphephe maqondana nokuya ocansini nabaduni – bangathwala izinto ezithile ezimbi futhi uma ungaqapheli, ungahle ube semaphethelweni wezinkinga ezithile zezokwelapha ezingasebenzi. Qaphela ukuthi ngenxa yokuthi uzokuya emabhentshini akushintshi okuningi – kungenzeka ukuthi uthole isikebhe esingenamthetho endaweni eshibhile njengaleyo njengoba ubuya entombini yezingcingo ezingemuva. Akubona bonke izifebe ezishibhile okufanele zigwenywe, kepha ufuna ukwenza isiqiniseko sokuthi uyayisonga. Ngicela uthando lukankulunkulu – ungalokothi ukhiphe amandla owesifazane wasebusuku.
Ungahle uyithande okwamanje, kepha uyozizwa njengesifebe esigcwele lapho uvuka futhi ubona iphutha lakho. Ngingancoma ukukhokha imali ekhokhwayo yokuphephisa i-vip enhle – umuntu ongadideki lapho enamadoda asezingeni eliphansi. Ngaleyo ndlela, mancane amathuba okuba ube ekugcineni kwe-std. Ngokusobala ungakhetha uma wenza lokhu ngokusebenzisa izinsizakalo ezahlukahlukene zokuphelezela noma wehla ngendlela yokuqasha yangasese: Kukuwe, kepha uma ukhokha okungcono kakhulu isipiliyoni sizoba! Mnu. I-porn geek iphinde income ukuthi ucubungule uhlobo lobufebe olungakhululekile ngokuphelele – ukuhlangana nencanyana emnandi esifundeni sakho engakhangwa ukuthi ilale nawe. Nge-haircut ehloniphekile, ukugeza nokuqiniseka okuthile ongamangala ukuthi amantombazane aseduzane nawe eklabhini asheshe kangakanani abe ama-hogs asezingeni eliphakeme ngaphandle kwethegi yentengo. Bazokusiza kahle – futhi ngeke ukhokhe lelo lungelo.
Yiziphi izingwegwe ezihamba phambili ukuqasha?
Lokhu ekugcineni kwehla ukunambitha – ngithanda ngempela zonke izinhlobo zabesifazane, ngakho-ke kunzima kimi ukugxila enkambisweni eyodwa yokwenza ucansi nomuntu osondelene naye. Mnu. I-porn geek ihlanganyele isikhathi nabaculi abancane abangama-tantric nabakhohlisayo abancane eceleni kwama-shemales amnyama – ngiyakuthanda ukuzama izinto ezintsha futhi ngokweqiniso, umuzwa wami omuhle kakhulu owake waba ne-hooker ephezulu yangempela enginikeze i-fuck yokugcina evuthiwe. Ungumuntu omdala; Ngokweqiniso, kufanele ube uzakhela umqondo wakho omuhle lapho kuziwa ekutholeni umgadli oshisayo wasemgwaqweni oyi-asian noma i-ebony hooker. Ngiyazi ukuthi ngike ngakhuluma ngaphambilini ngokukhetha okungcono kakhulu uma kukhulunywa ngokukhokhela ubulili, kepha ngizobe ngithembekile futhi ngithi ngibe nabadobi abaningi basemgwaqweni kule minyaka edlule. Isikhathi esiningi bekuyingoba benginenkinga yokuthi ngizoyithola kuphi i-escorts, kepha kulezi zinsuku ngemuva kokwakha le ndawo, ngithole imithombo eminingi yababusi abasemhlabeni wonke ngomzuzwana nje. Akubizi noma ngabe – okungenani uma uyiqhathanisa nentombi yami yakudala emnyama.
Ngingaqiniseka kanjani ukuthi umphathi wami engikhuluma naye ungokoqobo?
Umbuzo olukhohlisayo – kufanele uqiniseke ukuthi uma ubuka isikhangiso esichaziwe somuntu osondelene naye ukuthi uzowenza lo msebenzi. Kunemikhonyovu eminingi laphaya, kepha ngicabanga ukuthi into enhle ongayenza ngemuva kokumqinisekisa, ukukucela isithombe sokuthi uphakamise umunwe owodwa bese umomotheka – lokhu kuthatha imizuzwana engaphansi kwengu-10 ukukwenza futhi uzokunika ukuzethemba okudingayo ukuthatha isinqumo esinolwazi sokuthi isifebe ofuna ukusiqasha siyisivumelwano sangempela. Futhi, qiniseka ukuthi awuthumeli mali kuze kube yilapho ukhona ngempela futhi wehla ebhizinisini: Ama-escorts afuna ukusebenza ngokheshi olungekho lutho futhi akukho okunye, ngakho-ke kufanele kuthumele izinsimbi zikhala uma zicela wena zithumele izaphulelo ze-iphone ze-iphone ngaphambi kokuthi uhlangane (yebo, ngiyazi umuntu owenze lokhu… Ngama- $ 500… Umfana ompofu).
Uma kungenjalo, ungahamba ngendlela yokuthatha i-hooker yomgwaqo. Ungaqinisekisa kakhulu ukuthi uma intombazane ihamba ikhuphuka ngomgwaqo ebusuku kakhulu igqoke eduze kwento endaweni eyaziwa ngokungahambi kahle kwayo, ukuthi mhlawumbe ithengisa okuthile ozoyithanda. I-porn geek ibona ukubaluleka kuma-hookers angasese othola ukuthi azulazule – kufana nokuya esitolo ukuyothenga umkhiqizo owufunayo esikhundleni sokuthi u-ode online. Izithombe zingakhohlisa, kepha uma unekhono lokudla eliphakeme elimnandi phambi kwakho futhi eshintshana ngokheshi, awusoze wagajwa kakhulu ngendlela ongase wenze ngayo ngalabo abaziwa ngokuthi abahamba be-vip ababa izinsizakalo zabo ezinikezwa ngesikhangiso esichaziwe.
Ngabe unazo izeluleko zokuthi ungafakwa kanjani i-hooker?
Ukhona ukujabulisa wena, ngakho-ke gxila kunenjabulo yakho ngaphezu kwakho konke okunye. Abesilisa abakuboni ukuthi bayabona ukuthi uma ukhokha imali etholakalayo ngensizakalo, nguwe othola izibhamu. Umsebenzi wakhe ukukwenzela umhluzi, ngakho-ke mtshele lokho okufunayo (ngenhlonipho) bese uqhubeka ne-gig. Abanye abasindayo bangahle banikezwe ukunikezwa ucansi olukhulu, kepha laba besifazane bavame ukuba kulo mdlalo ngoba bafuna imali futhi empeleni abanandaba nokusebenza kanzima ukwenza umfana ajabule. Ngikhulumile nabasindayo abaningi ngemuva kocansi eminyakeni edlule ukuthola ukuthi yini abayithandayo nangokweqiniso: Kuwo wonke ama-hooker amancanyana kanye ne-escort evuthiwe, ngitshelwe ukuthi bayazithoba futhi bathanda ukwenza amadoda ukuba aqine. Abesifazane bafakwa kulomhlaba ukuba amadoda adubule amantongomane ngaphakathi kwezimpawu zabo, ngakho-ke ungamangali ukuthi bayazazisa kakhulu ngekhono labo lokuthola ama-horny ama-horny.
Ngaphandle kwalokho, ngincomela ukuthi uzilungiselele nje. Phucula i-dick yakho ngosuku olwedlule bese ususa izinwele zakho emabhola akho – akekho othanda lokho. Futhi, thatha isitshezi esikhulu nokubheka kathathu ukuthi akukho lutho olubi olwenzekayo noma kuphi. Empeleni angizange ngilale nomuntu o-hooker eminyakeni eminingi, kodwa ngisaqhubeka nokuziqhenya nge-stellar kokuzigcina ngisha futhi kumnandi ukuze intombi yami ingangiphoxeki noma nini lapho ngivula imilenze yami. Ihlanzekile, icocekile, inenhlonipho futhi inobungane – izinto ezine zonke abahlinzeki bezinsizakalo abahamba nazo bafuna kuwe.
Ngabe kuzoba nomngani wami osondele kimi?
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