Amasayithi Ocansi Ezinwele Ezi-Blonde - Amafilimu Ocansi Aqukethe Amantombazane Ablonde Kuphela

Mr. Porn Geek – ziyini ezocansi ezi-blonde?

Kulungile, ngiyazi ukuthi kwezinye zezinhlobo enginazo, kunzima kwabanye ukwazi ukuthi kwenzekani – kodwa awazi ukuthi yini blonde? Ngicabanga ukuthi kwabanye, isiNgisi siwulimi lwesibili, ngakho-ke ngizosichaza ngokucacile ngangokunokwenzeka: konke okuqukethwe ozokuthola lapha kuyimvelo evusa inkanuko futhi kufaka phakathi abesifazane abablonde. Amantombazane ablondekile anezinwele ezisagolide – yilokho kuphela okukhona kule niche! Impela, abanye bangase futhi bafune ukuba namatshwele blonde anamehlo aluhlaza, futhi kuzoba nokuchema maqondana amatshwele amhlophe, kodwa lokho kubhakwe endaweni niche futhi angicabangi ukuthi kudingeka ukuchaza ins kanye outs ukuthi ngokucacile.

Ngingaqhubeka ngikhuluma ngezakhi zofuzo nombala wezinwele nanoma yini enye, kodwa ngizokuphephisa izinto eziyisicefe: yazi nje ukuthi ngokwesilinganiso, uzothola amantombazane aphakathi nasenyakatho yeYurophu kulesi sigaba – okungenani, amatshwele angajaha ufuzo lwawo abuyele kulesi sifunda. Ukubheka ngokushesha i-Google kukhombisa ukuthi amazwe afana neFinland, iSweden, iNorway ne-Iceland ayizifunda ezimelwe kakhulu ngezinwele ezimhloshana – ngakho-ke uma ubuka la mantombazane efuka, kungenzeka ukuthi okhokho bawo babengamaViking noma amashit. Iqiniso elincane mayelana ne-Mr. Porn Geek: Ngangiwathanda ngempela amantombazane ansundu ngisemncane, kodwa ngemva kokuhlangana kwethu nentombazane yase-Asia esikoleni – ake sithi nje kwavela uhlobo oluhluke ngokuphelele lomkhuhlane 'ophuzi'. Amantombazane ambalwa avela emazweni aseMpumalanga anqume ukwenza izinwele zawo zibe mhlophe kodwa-ke akukhona okwami!

Ingabe lawa masayithi azongibiza imali?

Ngokuvamile akunjalo – Mr. Porn Geek uyaqonda ukuthi abafundi bami abaningi abafuni ukuhlukana namadola abo abayisebenzele kanzima uma befuna isikhathi sokuphuma, ngakho-ke ngeke ngiphakamise izindawo lapho kufanele bakhokhe ukuze badlale namaqhude abo. Kuvele ukuthi kunezindawo eziningi zamahhala ze-stellar ongavakashela uma usesimweni sezocansi oluyi-blonde, ngakho-ke akuyona imfuneko ngempela ukuthi uvule isikhwama sakho semali uma ufuna ukubona ucansi olushisayo noluqinile.

Noma kunjalo, ngicabanga ukuthi uthola imali enhle uma usebenzisa amarandi ambalwa ezithombeni ezingcolile zobulili – ngakho-ke uma iwebhusayithi iyinhle kakhulu, ngizoyiphakamisa. Vele wenze isiqiniseko sokuthi uyakwazisa futhi uyabona ukuthi ngiqinile ngisho nasezindaweni zamahhala, ngakho-ke uma ngicabanga ukuthi indawo oya kuyo ekhokhelwayo ikufanele – ngisuke ngizimisele kakhulu. Angizisho kalula lezo zinhlobo zezinto, futhi ngikholwa ngokweqiniso ukuthi isiphakamiso senani levidiyo yobude obugcwele, kanye nekhwalithi ye-4K, yinto engcono kakhulu mayelana nalezi zindawo. Noma kunjalo, ngizokuvumela ukuthi ufunde ukubuyekezwa ukuze ubone ukuthi ngithini mayelana kokubili izindawo zamahhala nezikhokhelwayo: zonke zinobuhle nobubi bazo engizimisele kakhulu ukukuchaza ngemininingwane ecacile.

Ingabe amavidiyo ocansi ablonde kuphela lapha, noma yini enye?

Eceleni kwawo wonke amashubhu nokuqukethwe okuqinile okukhokhelwayo, ngingahle futhi ngiphakamise izindawo ezithile zezithombe eziblonde, nakuba ngicabanga ukuthi isigaba esikhulu sesibili engizogxila kuso ama-camgirls. Kulungile: kunezingosi ezikhamelayo laphaya futhi ezinezinkulungwane zezingane ezilungele ukuba bukhoma manje ukuze uzibukele, kuyithuba elihle lokuthi uzibuke zikhumula, zidlala ngezibunu zazo futhi kwezinye izimo, uthole umshini wokukhohlisa ozonakekela izimbobo zazo. Amakhamera ocansi abukhoma asehambe ibanga elide ngempela kule minyaka embalwa edlule, futhi ngikholelwa ngempela ukuthi anikeza izinga lokuzijabulisa abantu abaningi abangase bangakulungeli.

Okumangazayo ikakhulukazi imvelo yamahhala yezinhlelo eziningi kangaka: ngenxa yokuthi kunamalungu amaningi ezithameli manje, lezi nkundla zingasebenza mahhala, ngamathiphu okugcina amantombazane ejabule kanye nokusika okuncane ukuze kugcinwe amasayithi asebenza kahle. U-Mr. Porn Geek uzibonele amantombazane amaningi ama-blonde amahle kakhulu eba nqunu futhi adelele kangangokuba ngokweqiniso, ngicabanga ukuthi abukelwa phansi njengendlela yokuzijabulisa ku-inthanethi. Ingabe kufanele uphonsele intombazane yakho oyithandayo amarandi ambalwa ukuze uyigcine ebhizinisini futhi uqiniseke ukuthi iyabuya kusasa? Yebo – kodwa ungamangala ukuthi amantombazane amakhulu adume kangakanani futhi yebo, abhukuda emathokheni anele negolide ukuthi azobuya amahora angama-24 kungakhathaliseki ukuthi kwenzekani.

Ngikholelweni bantu bakithi: uma uthanda ama-blondes, zama ukuwabuka abambalwa babo besakaza ucansi bukhoma ukuze uthole ukuzijabulisa kwakho futhi ubone ukuthi kushisa kangakanani. Kunesizathu sokuthi ngiphusha lezi kanzima kangaka; kuyamangalisa ukufakaza futhi uma usuqalile, angicabangi ukuthi uzokwazi ukuyeka.

Uwakala kanjani ngempela lawa masayithi anamantombazane ablonde?

Phakathi neminyaka edlule, i-Mr. Porn Geek ithuthukise ukuqonda okujulile kokuthi yini eyenza ingosi yabantu abadala ibe yinhle – kunezingxenye eziningi ezihambayo futhi kuwumsebenzi wami ukuqinisekisa ukuthi ngigcina umunwe wami kukushaya kwenhliziyo ukuze uhlale unezinketho ezitholakalayo. Kwanele ukusho ukuthi i-Mr. Porn Geek ifuna ukuthi ukwazi ukubeka izandla zakho empahleni, kodwa empeleni kufanele kube yilokho – izimpahla! Ikhwalithi yinto yokuqala: uma ungenakho ukuzijabulisa okuhle kwabantu abadala, ngeke ubonakale kuwebhusayithi yami. Okwesibili kulokho, i-Mr. Porn Geek ithokozela kakhulu uma lawa mahhubhu anemiklamo emihle, izinketho zokufinyeleleka nokunye: uma unokuqukethwe okwengeziwe, kubaluleke kakhulu kimina ukuthi ngikwazi ukukubheka konke ngaphandle kokuzabalaza.

Kukhona inqwaba yezinto ezincane engizicabangelayo futhi: izinketho zokukhokha zamapulatifomu akhokhelwayo, isivinini sokulayisha iwebhusayithi, izinketho zokusekela nayo yonke leyo jazz. Izivinini zokulanda nazo ziyinto enkulu kimina – uma uhlinzeka ngamavidiyo e-4K, ngikwazi kangcono ukuwathola ngokushesha! Noma kunjalo, kwanele lokho kimi mayelana nonkulunkulukazi abanezinwele zegolide: hamba uhlole lawa masayithi manje.