Amasayithi We-Orgy Angcono Kakhulu Wesenzo Seqembu Lasendle

Yini i-orgio, Mr. Porn Geek?

Sonke siyazi ukuthi kumnandi ngempela uma abantu ababili benza ucansi, akunjalo? Eqinisweni, kungcono kakhulu kunomuntu oyedwa kuphela! Hhayi-ke, umqondo we-orgy uthatha lokhu kwanda kwezinombolo ukuyise kwelinye izinga: i-orgy yilapho isixuku sabantu sihlangana futhi sishayane. Kufanele kube namaqhude namaphinjana amaningi, futhi abantu kufanele bakhululeke kunoma ubani obajongileyo – kumahhala kubo bonke ezimweni eziningi, futhi lokho kukwenza kube enye yezindlela ezingcono kakhulu zokuzijabulisa ntambama!

Kukhona okuthile mayelana nemvelo yasendle ye-orgio eyenza abantu abaningi bajabule kakhulu: baqala ukuzama izimbobo ezintsha, ukuzwa ucansi phambi kwabanye futhi ngokuvamile bathukuthele. Ngiyazifela, ikakhulukazi njengoba u-Mr. Porn Geek evame ukuthola ukuthi kunenani elikhulu labesifazane abahlala befuna ukuya ocansini nabo. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi iningi labantu laphaya ngeke liwathole amathuba okuba nemicimbi ethokozisayo – kodwa yilapho lesi sigaba sokubukeza siza khona futhi sisize! Bheka, ngiyazi ukuthi iqiniso le-orgy liwukuthi kunzima ukumisa, ngakho-ke, ngikhethe izindawo engizikhonzile ukuze ngithole izinto ze-orgy ku-inthanethi. Lawa amawebhusayithi anenani elikhulu lokuqukethwe ku-niche: uma uhlala ufuna izikhathi ezinkulu zocansi lweqembu lapho izinto zihlanya ngokushesha, lolu uhlu lwamawebhusayithi okudingeka uwahlole. Ngiseshe kuyo yonke i-inthanethi futhi ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi lawa ma-hubs eqembu anokuningi kunalokho oyoke udinge ukwanelisa izifiso zakho zobulili ezingcolile zobulili!

Ingabe lawa mawebhusayithi e-orgy azongibiza imali?

Cha – into enhle ngayo leyo! Ngeke kudingeke ukuthi uhlukane nemali yakho ukuze uthole okufunayo, futhi ngiyazi ukuthi lokhu kuyinto enkulu kakhulu abantu abayikhathalelayo uma beza ku-Mr. Porn Geek. Impela, nginikeze izindawo ezimbalwa ze-premium lapha lapho ungasebenzisa khona amarandi ambalwa ukuze uthole imidiya yekhwalithi ye-premium ku-4K ongeke uyithole kwenye indawo, kodwa kunezinkulungwane zezigcawu zamahhala ongazihlola ukuthi ukubhajethi futhi ufuna nje ukubeka izandla zakho ezintweni ngaphandle kokufafaza inani elikhulu lemali.

U-Mr. Porn Geek ungumlandeli omkhulu wokubuka ukhilimu wesivuno, futhi kufanele ngilinganise izindleko noma nini lapho indawo iyinhle, kodwa bazama ukukukhokhisa. Ngiyazisa ukuthi abafundi bami baphinde bathembe ukwahlulela kwami uma kuziwa kumawebhusayithi: kufanele ube muhle impela uma ufakwa ohlwini lapha, kodwa okungcono kakhulu uma uzama ukwenza abafundi bami bakhokhele ukufinyelela kokubalulekile kwakho. Khumbula ukuthi ngihlala ngizikhokhela njalo uma ngihlola lezi zindawo: Ngifuna ukuqiniseka ngokuphindwe kathathu ukuthi noma yini ozibandakanya nayo ikufanele. Akukho mbhedo, akukho bullshit – finyelela nje okuqukethwe okulangazelelayo. Kepha yebo, uma ufuna amavidiyo amahhala ocansi, uzowathola ngezixhumanisi engizinikezile.

Yini eyenza iwebhusayithi enhle igxile ezithombeni ezingcolile zobulili?

Kunezinto eziningi engisebenze kuzo eminyakeni edlule – enye yazo iyindlela eqinile yokuqhathanisa nokuqhathanisa amasayithi ngokumelene nesinye endaweni efanayo. Uma kukhulunywa ngezinto ezithokozisayo, kunezinto ezimbalwa ezibalulekile engizibhekayo. Njengoba ungase ucabange, ikhwalithi yemithombo yezindaba iyona ebaluleke kakhulu kuqala – amavidiyo kufanele abe kokubili ngokuzimele futhi amangalisayo. Sikhuluma ngemidiya yokuxazulula inhloso ephezulu kakhulu ku-1080p okungenani, kodwa ngingathanda ukubona i-1440p ne-4K futhi. Ukwengeza, ubulili kufanele bushise, futhi abantu abaningi abahilelekile, ngcono. Ingabe ukwenza ucansi kwabantu abane kuyinjabulo? Ngisho ukuthi, umbuzo onzima impela ukuwuphendula, kodwa ngivame ukuwuncamela uma amasayithi enabahlanganyeli abahlanu nangaphezulu – ufuna kube ucansi olungalawuleki futhi olungabhalwanga phansi.

Akekho owaziyo ukuthi kuzokwenzekani, kuzokwenzekani futhi abantu bazoqeda kanjani. Isiyaluyalu ku-orgio yisona esihamba phambili, futhi kunzima ukuba nesiphithiphithi uma kukhona abantu abambalwa abangena esenzweni. Khumbula ukuthi u-Mr. Porn Geek unezinto ezithile zewebhusayithi azicabangelayo futhi: ukufinyeleleka kuyinto enkulu abantu abangayinaki baze bathole indawo engathandeki nje. Uyazi ukuthi ngiqonde ukuthini ngalokho, akunjalo? Kufanele kube nezigaba ezicacile namathegi ukuze ama-niches akho owathandayo afinyeleleke kalula – ngifuna futhi ukukwazi ukulanda izigcawu nokuthi isayithi lilayishe ngokushesha okukhulu. Uma ungenazo lezi zinto, mhlawumbe ngizodumala kancane, futhi ngizofuna ukukhomba abafundi bami kwenye indawo ngemithombo yezindaba abayifisayo.

Ingabe ubuyekeza lezi zibuyekezo zewebhusayithi yezocansi ezingcolile kaningi?

Lokho kuyinto engiyenzayo ngempela! Nakuba izindawo eziyizimbangi laphaya zisebenza njengezindawo zokubuyekeza ezimile ezinokuhlaziywa okudala kakhulu futhi okungasabalulekile, ngibuya njalo ngemva kwezinyanga ezimbalwa ukuze ngiqinisekise ukuthi noma yikuphi lapho engikuthumela khona kusha futhi kuyikhwalithi ephezulu. Mr. Porn Geek into ayintandokazi ka-Mr. Porn Geek ngokuza lapha ukuthi ngithola ukubona ukuthi imboni ishintsha kanjani nokuthi yenzani ukuze izame ukuthola ama-punter emnyango.

Kwanele ukusho ukuthi ngisebhizinisini lokukunikeza imidiya eshisa izikhotha nezingosi ezinkulu kakhulu – lokho kusho ukuthi uhlale ubuyekeza, uhlola futhi uqhathanisa izindawo ezimelene nenye. Ngiyashesha ukususa ukubuyekezwa okudala uma amasayithi engenzi izinto zawo zokuzithokozisa ngendlela efanele: futhi ngihlala ngibheke izindawo ezintsha ezingase zifike lapho. Qiniseka ukuthi ungithumelela i-imeyili uma unezindawo ze-gangbang ocabanga ukuthi ngingaba nentshisekelo kuzo – kwazi bani, kungase kugcine kufakwe ohlwini lapha!