Amasens

Mnu. i-porn geek ivakashela amasens

Howdy gang – kunguMnu. I-porn geek ibuyele ebhodini futhi! Namhlanje, ngizobe ngikulethela ukuhlaziywa kwendawo ebizwa ngokuthi amasens. Kulabo abangenalo ikhono lolimi lokusangana kakhulu, kufanele ngikuxwayise ngaphambi kwesikhathi ukuthi leplatifomu inikelwe ukuhanjiswa okuvela e-italy. Hhayi lokhu kuphela, kepha ipulatifomu iyonke ibhalwe ngesiNtaliyane – into enginesiqiniseko sokuthi iningi lenu labantwana abangama-horny lizolwa nayo. Namanje, ngathembisa ukuthi ngizophuma ngibuyekeze futhi nginikeze inqwaba yabantu ukunakwa okukhulu, ngakho-ke – kuthiwani ngokuqhubeka ngikutshele konke ngale ndawo yokuphelezela yase-Italiya? Kuzwakala kuyicebo nengxenye kimi. Funda ngezansi: Uzothola umnumzane ogcwele, onegunya. Ukuhlaziywa kwe-porn geek.

Ikhasi lasekhaya lama-amasens

uma ushaya ikhasi eliyisiqalo lapha, uzokhonjiswa izikhangiso ezengeziwe ezifakwe ku-database. Le yindawo ozithumele yona, okusho ukuthi wonke amantombazane azokwabelana ngezinsizakalo zawo bese kukuwe ukumba ngawo ngethemba lokukutholela intombazane enhle yase-Italiya. Kufanele ngiqaphele ukuthi ngibhala lokhu ekuqaleni kuka-2021 – isikhathi lapho i-italy isenenkinga ye-covid. Ngenxa yalokho, ngizophakamisa ukuthi uhlale ekhaya unqamuke esikhundleni sokuqasha umuntu ozokuphelezela, kepha hheyi: Maningi amathuba okuthi ungangilaleli. Angifuni nje ingozi yokuba uhulumeni wase-Italy angisole futhi avale uMnu. I-porn geek's hustle ngoba abayithandi leyo nto ngicindezela abantu engingabazi ukuba bahlangane futhi babe neqembu lesikhumba esikhunjeni sesikhumba komunye nomunye! Noma kunjalo, ikhasi eliyisiqalo likunika amandla okubheka ezifundazweni ezahlukahlukene, ngakho-ke ngicabanga ukuthi kufanele ngikhulume kancane ngalokho.

Isifundazwe esesha amasens

impela sonke isifunda esisodwa esikhulu nesincane e-italy simbozwe lapha: Ngicabanga ukuthi uma uzongena ezweni elikhulu, kufanele uqiniseke ukuthi umboza wonke ama-engeli, akunjalo? Kahle, uhlu lwamanje lwezindawo lubandakanya ukuthandwa kwe-alexandria, catania, milan ne-parma, phakathi kwamanye ama-hubs amaningi ongaba kuwo. Ngingalinganisela ukuthi zingu-50 izindawo ezihlukene ezibalwe lapha, ngakho-ke – ngicabanga ukuthi kuphephile ukusho ukuthi u-99% wezwe umbozwe okungenani ngabathengisi bezocansi abathile abazoshintshanisa imizimba yabo ngenqwaba yemali. Into eyodwa ongayiqaphela ukuthi ezansi ezansi kwebha eseceleni, ngezansi nje kwe-viterbo, uzothola izigaba ezimbalwa. Lokhu kubandakanya ukuphelezelwa, ukuhanjiswa ngocansi, ukubhucungwa, imibhangqwana nemihlangano. Ngicabanga ukuthi kuwumqondo omuhle ukugcina abahlinzeki bobulili obufanayo behlukile, ngaphezu kwezindawo zokubhucungwa (noma izinsizakalo ezishaywayo). Ngijwayele ukubhucungwa kahle noma kube yimina uqobo, ngakho-ke kubaluleke kakhulu ukuthi wonke umuntu abone ukuthi angizukubheja: Ngifuna nje ukuthambisa umzimba osezingeni eliphakeme kanye nesikhathi sokuqhuma ukuze ngiqale! Isihogo, kube nezikhathi lapho ngike ngaya khona ukugcoba nokudonsa futhi ngifuna ukugcotshwa kuphela – ukusebenza ejimini amahora ambalwa kungawuthathela emzimbeni wakho.

Imininingwane emaphakathi yomhlinzeki kuma-amasens

njengoba le webhusayithi isesiNtaliyane ngokuphelele, kunzima kimi ukuthi ngiqhubeke ngikutshele ukuthi ama-biographies lapha anjani. Okuhle ngabasizi ukuthi kaningi kunalokho, basebhizinisini lokubukisa ngokubukeka – kuhle kimi! Ngingasho ukuthi amantombazane mahle kakhulu, futhi ancoma kakhulu, ngoba angisiye umuntu ojwayele ukuya ezinsaneni ezinesitayela saseYurophu. Ipulatifomu ibuye ivuselelwe ngokumangazayo kaningi ngokuthunyelwe okusha kwabesifazane abafuna ukuhlangana futhi benze izinto ezimbi kakhulu. Empeleni kuyahlekisa ukuthi ukuhumusha okuzenzakalelayo lapha kubi kakhulu (ngiyabonga, i-google!), esinye isikhangiso siqala ngo 'hello wanker', kanti esinye sithi 'hot shits!' – angazi ukuthi okwakungowokuqala kwakunjani, kepha ngigigitheka kahle kimi kungakhathalekile. Futhi: Le yindawo ongayivakashela uma ungumNtaliyane noma, okungenani, uyakwazi ukukhuluma isi-italiya ezingeni lomdabu.

Ibhulogi kuma amasens

ngibone isixhumanisi kubhulogi kusihloko futhi yebo: Bekufanele ngiqhubeke ngichofoze isixhumanisi. Okuthunyelwe lapha kufana ncamashi nomnu. Ama-porn geek's: Izeluleko ezejwayelekile zocansi kanye nalolo hlobo lwento. Kuvela ukuthi okuthunyelwe kubhulogi nakho kubhaliwe ngesi-italiya, ngakho-ke akufani nokuthi ungangena ungangena lapha futhi usebenzise okuthile okuhle uma ungakwazi ukukhuluma lolu limi. Yomile kokuqukethwe nayo – ikakhulukazi izinto ezibhalwe ngefomu ende mayelana nokuqhuma, ukuthola ama-milfs nokusebenzisa iqhude lakho elincane. Angikudlalisi, lokho kungenye yezindikimba zendatshana. Ngize ngicabange ngakho, ngifunde muva nje ukuthi amaNtaliyane namaGreek babe nemiphini emincane kunayo yonke inyunyana yase-Europe – sengathi izimo zomnotho ezixegayo bezinganele! Abafana bokululama okusheshayo: Kwangathi abaphelezeli bakho bangavuselela umnotho futhi bashukumise nemiphini yakho! Mnu. I-porn geek ilangazelela ukubuyela esimweni – ikakhulukazi ngoba kuye kwadingeka ngiyeke uhambo lwami lwenyanga eyodwa lwenyanga lwe-pizza e-italy ngenxa yegciwane le-china!

Ukugoqwa kwama-amasens

bhekani bafana, ngivame ukuba sengxenyeni yami uma kukhulunywa ngokubuyekeza amapulatifomu ngokugxila kokuphelezelwa, kepha njengoba le ndawo ingekho esiNgisini, kuzofanele ngiqhubeke futhi ngiphakamise ukuthi uzihlolele wena bona ukuthi uyakuthanda yini noma cha. Iyasebenza futhi inokufakwa kuhlu okususelwa endaweni: Ngicabanga ukuthi konke lokho udinga ukukhathalela futhi yebo, ngoba inakho kokubili, ithola i-mr. I-porn geek isithupha-imvume yokuvunyelwa. Ngiyabonga inqwaba yokufunda – manje hamba uyothola ophelezelayo ophelele wase-Italiya ozokhipha iqhude lakho bese ekuphakela i-calzone uma usuqedile. Vele uqiniseke ukuthi awunayo i-fettuccini enokhilimu oneviki – awusoze waqiniseka kakhulu ukuthi izithako zitholakalaphi!