Ndodakazi yokudlela

Ndodakazi yokudlela: Mnu. isibuyekezo se-porn geek

Gang gang: Ngu Mnu. Porn geek lapha nanamuhla, ngizobe ngikhulume konke ngomdlalo obizwa ngokuthi yindodakazi kadessi. Ngifuna ukuqaphela ukuthi Isahluko engizothokozela ukusona esingelesi-8, ngakho-ke kungenzeka ukuthi ungaphambili noma ngemuva kwami kuye ngokuthi hlobo luni. Isixhumanisi salo mdlalo sizoshintsha ngezikhathi ezithile – ungathola ukuthi le ndodakazi yokudla ushukela idla ngokuthuthuka ezinyangeni ezizayo kanye naseminyakeni noma cha nakancane: Ngizokugcina usesikhathini ngezihloko zakamuva ukuze wazi ukuthi kuzokwenzekani noma kunjalo, ngakho-ke ungakhathazeki. Noma kunjalo, sekuyisikhathi lapho ngilayisha khona indodakazi yami dessert ukuze sikwazi ukuhlangana nalokhu kubuyekezwa kwemidlalo yezocansi! Qhubeka phansi ngezansi ngemicabango nemizwa yami egcwele kulokhu kukhululwa okuthile.

Inothi endodakazini yokulala kwesisu

Lapho umdlalo ulayisha okokuqala, utshelwa ukuthi le ndodakazi dessert ayinayo ngempela into yokuqhubana – bonke ubudlelwano bohlobo ‘lwesinyathelo’, okusho ukuthi intombazane efakiwe ayiyona empeleni indodakazi yakho: Iyinzalo yomfazi wakho omusha. Ngicabanga ukuthi lesi yisitatimende esinqunyelwe ukuthi laba bantu bafake umkhiqizo ngoba awukwazi ukuthi ube nokuthile okuhlobene nokulala nomuntu ngokweqiniso, kodwa ngubani owaziyo. Noma kunjalo, shaya inkinobho ethi ‘ukuqala komdlalo’ Kwimenyu enkulu futhi uzobe ujabulela indodakazi yokudla isidlo sakusihlwa nakanjani!

Into yokuqala ukuthi uzobhekana nayo lapha yindawo yokulungiselela ukwakheka lapho unikezwa khona indaba yendodakazi kadoti nokuthi imayelana nani. Ngifuna ukukwazisa kusenesikhathi ukuthi uma uzama ukulayisha kwisahluko ngaphambi kwesikhathi, uzobe ukhishwe ukukhululwa kwangaphambilini: Kufanele udlale isahluko 1 ngaphambi kwanoma yini enye, uma kungenjalo ngeke ube noma yimuphi umqondo wokuthi kwenzekani. Noma kunjalo, umdlalo uqala ngawe ugijima i-cafe nendodakazi yakho, i-amanda, okubonakala sengathi inobudlelwano obuthile nobucwathile nawe. Enye yezinto engithole ukuthi ipholile ngempela ngendodakazi ye-dessert iqiniso lokuthi unesidlalisi sezwi lapha kulo mdlalo, ngakho-ke amazwi e-Amanda akhulunywa ngezikhathi ezithile. Angicabangi ukuthi kunemidlalo eminingi yezocansi eyenza lolu hlobo lwento – izinto ezinhle! Kuhlale kukuhle ukuthi noma yikuphi ukukhishwa kwabantu abadala kube nokuncane kokupholisha futhi lokhu kumane nje kukwenza kube notch.

Idlala ngendodakazi kadess

Okuningi enikwenzayo lapha kumane kubekelwe izimpendulo ozonikeza i-amanda: Sebenzisa amagama akho ngobuhlakani futhi uzothola umphumela owufunayo. Lokhu kumayelana nebhalansi enhle: Awufuni ukuba yizihlobo ezinkulu, kepha hhayi ngokweqile ngokweqile. Shaya ingxube enhle yalezi ezimbili futhi le ndodakazi yokutholwa izobe icela iqhude likababa wayo nganoma yisiphi isikhathi! Lapho benginokhetha ukuvula umshini noma ukumfundisa isifundo, ngakhetha owesibili – ngingcwezane nosomabhizinisi enhliziyweni, ngakho-ke uma abasebenzi bami benza iphutha, kudingeka bafunde kulo ngokushesha ngangokunokwenzeka. Isikhathi imali, futhi le bitch ingilahlekisela nobabili nje!

Into yokuqala yobunqunu oyohlangana nayo yilapho uphonsa ucingo luka-kathy futhi ubona ezinye zezinto zobunqunu azithathile. Kunjani ngamantombazane amancane nokuzithathela izithombe ezingathandeki? Iresiphi ephelele yenhlekelele! Kuvela ukuthi i-kathy inefolda ye-porn oyicubungula, ngoba ngubani ongafuni ukwazi ukuthi ucwilisa ubhontshisi wakhe nini lapho kuba nzima emnyangweni we-pussy? Ukuthinta okuhle iqiniso lokuthi umdlalo udlala isilinganiso senhliziyo yakho, ngakho-ke ungasho ukuthi izinto sezizokuba sibi kakhulu. Empeleni ngeke ngikutshele ukuthi yini ozoyithola ocingweni uma ushiye ifolda ye-porn – vele wazi ukuthi izinto zizolunga kakhulu ngesikhathi!

Ndodakazi yokudliwayo: iseshini yokudlalwa okuqhubekayo

Nginqume ukuya phambili futhi ngizinikele emizuzwini elandelayo engama-30 yempilo yami ukudlala idlozi ngendodakazi ngaphandle kokubhala ngakho. Ngokweqiniso, ngangizizwa sengathi lo mdlalo une-vibe enhle impela – kodwa isuselwa kakhulu kumatheksthi, ngakho-ke uma ungayithandi indlela yenoveli efana nemidlalo eminingi yabantu abadala, lokhu kungenzeka kungabi yisihloko sakho. Izinketho zikhawulelwe kancane ekuqaleni, kepha uzothola izinketho eziningi njengoba isenzo sithatha umjaho omncane. Ikhwalithi yonke yobuciko ilunge kakhulu futhi: Ikakhulukazi uma usufika ezigcawini ezivusa amadlingozi ozofuna ukwehlisa i-hog yakho ngaphezulu. Mnu. I-porn geek iyithokozise ngempela indlela ebusayo yokuba nokuxhumana nakho: La mantombazane asemancane awakwazi ukuthola umphathi okwanele! Ngangiboshwe ekuhambeni. Ngicabanga ukuthi kufanele futhi ngikhulume ukuthi nganoma yisiphi isikhathi, ungonga inqubekela phambili yakho bese ubuyela kuyo – ngisho nakwezinguqulo zewebhu. I-interface inenkinobho ethi ‘yeqa’ Uma ufuna ukufika engxenyeni elandelayo yenketho: Angicabangi ukuthi kufanele usebenzise lokhu, kepha ungahle ufise ngenhloso yokuhlola ezinye izinketho zokukhetha nezingxoxo.

Imicabango yokugcina endodakweni ye-dessert

Lo mdlalo utholile ukubuyekezwa okuhle kwe-rave, noma abantu bahlala besho into efanayo: Kuthatha isikhashana ukuthola izimpahla ezisebenzayo. Ngeke ube nokuzijabulisa okuqinile kwesikhashana ngemuva kwemizuzwana embalwa yokudlala le, kepha ukwakhiwa kufanelekile. Indlela yendaba ilungile impela futhi kuhle ukudlala okuthile okuhlukile ngoshintsho. Kuyo yonke imidlalo yezocansi engiyibukezile lapha endawenikazi yami, ngingasho ukuthi indodakazi yami dessert inokujula nokuthuthuka okuningi. Uma lokho kuzwakala kukhanga kuwe, bese uqhubeka manje bese uyidlala! Njengokuhlala kunjalo: Cheers for ukufunda futhi uqiniseke ukuthi ufunda ezinye izibuyekezo zami emidlalweni emihle yabantu abadala lapho uma indodakazi yedessert ayikwenzelanga wena.