Ukwenza isiphithiphithi

Vumela i-fapping iqale

Ngemuva kokuchofoza isixhumanisi esingezansi nokuzulazula uye ekhasini eliyisiqalo le-faptitans, uzokwethulwa ikhono elisheshayo lokudlala umdlalo: Ayikho i-akhawunti edingekayo! Isenzo lapha cishe sisheshayo, engicabanga ukuthi sikwenza kube kuhle kakhulu ohlelweni oluhle lwezinto.

Ngaphezu kwalokho, ama-faptitans asekelwe kusiphequluli ngokuphelele, ngakho-ke akumele ulande noma yini ukuze uqale ukudlala. I-Mr. Porn Geek imayelana nokuqinisekisa ukuthi nina bantu basekhaya nithola imidlalo engcono kakhulu eyake yaba khona – kuma-faptitans kuyimanje, kuhle kakhulu!

Umsebenzi wakho wokuqala

Ngakho-ke une-yapping orc okudingeka uyibulale: Ukwenza lokhu ngokuchofoza kwesokunxele kuyo kuze kube yilapho ibha yezempilo yehlela kuqanda. Unikezwa igolide ngokuzenzekelayo ngemva kokunqoba isitha ngasinye: Lokhu kongela isikhathi ukuze ukwazi ukugxila esenzweni sokuchofoza. Ngemva kokunqoba izitha ezingu-9 zokuqala, ama-fap titans akunika amandla okuqasha amaqhawe azokuhlasela egameni lakho: U-akira hitsujikai ungowokuqala ongawukhetha futhi unezinhlamvu zemali eziyi-10 kuphela – azibizi kakhulu! Umsebenzi wakho olandelayo kuzoba ukwehlisa isilo esivamile setende: Unamaphuzu ayi-116, ngakho-ke ngithemba ukuthi usukulungele ukugaya iminwe yakho phansi uphihliza lokho kuchofoza!

Uma usuqedile ukuphihliza izitha zangempela zokuqala zomdlalo, ama-fap titans akunikeza ikhono lokuthenga iphakethe lokuqalisa: Lokhu kuhlala esitolo sakho njengedili elikhethekile amahora angama-48, ngakho-ke uma ungakaqiniseki ukuthi noma cha. Ufuna ukudlala le geyimu isikhathi eside, kungase kube umqondo ukuyeka uze uqiniseke ngokuphelele.

Empeleni kukhona amaphakethe amabili okuqala – i-novice eyodwa ka-$2 futhi enkulu kakhulu ngo-$29.99. I-epoch iyiphrosesa yokukhokha ngemuva kwe-fap titans, ngakho-ke usezandleni eziphephile. Okwamanje, bamukela uxhaso ngawo wonke amakhadi esikweletu amakhulu (okuhlanganisa i-diner club, i-jcb ne-maestro) kanye ne-paypal ne-paysafecard. Uhla lwezinketho uma uzimisele ngokuchitha amarandi ambalwa emdlalweni.

Imininingwane eyengeziwe ngomdlalo wokudlala

Kuzomele ngivume: Ngikhohlise kancane ngoba nginegundane le-steelseries elinginike amandla okuchofoza kwesokunxele okungafani nanoma yini owake wayibona ngaphambili. Ingabe ukukopela? Ngokobuchwepheshe. Ngiyakhathalela? Cha! Ama-faptitans akuvuza njalo ngezifuba futhi kulezi zifuba, uzothola i-hentai oyifisayo.

Ngalesi sikhathi, unikezwa inketho yokuqinisekisa ikheli lakho le-imeyili, okuzoholela ekutheni uthole i-+10 dpc, amathikithi angu-5 kanye nokwenyuka kwezinga lokwehla okungu-100% ezinhlamvu zemali: Uyahlanya impela uma ungibuza. Ngiqinisekise ukusheshisa izinga iqoqo lami le-hentai elithuthuke ngalo futhi mfana, ingabe ikhathalogi yakho igcwalisa ngokushesha! Izimpi ezinkulu zivame ukukuthela impango ehehayo: Umsebenzi wobuciko muhle kakhulu futhi muhle kakhulu – kufanele ngibancome laba bafana abalapho.

Futhi uthole izimpumelelo kuma-fap titans akunikeza amabhonasi amancane okufinyelela izidingo ezithile. Isibonelo, ukonga igolide elingu-500,000 kuzokunika umklomelo we-dps ongu-1% (ungasebenzisa imali ngemva kwalokho), futhi unikezwa izinto ezifana nezithuthukisi zokulimala kokuchofoza kokuqala ukuze ukwazi ukuchofoza inani elithile lezikhathi phakathi nomzuzwana.

Ubunzima bukhula ngokushesha

Ngakho-ke i-fap titans iba nzima kakhulu ezingeni lama-24: Kuzodingeka uphathe izinhlamvu zemali zakho ngendlela enengqondo uma unalo ithemba lokufinyelela ezigabeni eziphakeme zegeyimu. Into eyodwa epholile ongayenza ukushiya ama-fap titans egijima ngemuva uma ibutho lakho liqine ngokwanele: Kancane kancane bazoqala ukukufunela izinhlamvu zemali futhi lapho ubuya, uzoba nekhono lokuqhumisa izibhamu kumphathi. Ngemva kokuthuthukisa amatshwele akho.

Ngicabanga ukuthi kulungile ukusho ukuthi ingxenye enkulu, i-fap titans iwumdlalo wokuchofoza onezici zesu nokuphathwa kwezinsiza: Akunzima ngokuya ngezinyathelo okufanele uzenze, kepha uma ungatshali imali ngobuhlakani. Khona-ke uzobe ulinde isikhathi eside uze ukwazi ukushaya abaphathi abathile. Ngizophinde ngigcizelele lapha ukuthi i-fap titans iwumdlalo we-freemium – uma ungajabule ngokuhlala, ungangabazi ukukhipha ikhadi lesikweletu ukuze uthole i-hentai enhle kakhulu!

Ezinye iziphetho zokugcina

Ama-fap titans empeleni aphethwe futhi asetshenziswa inkampani ebizwa nge-hooligapps: Badala ezinye izihloko eziningi njenge-pussy saga, izigelekeqe zocansi kanye nezimpi ze-cunt. Ngincoma ukuthi uhlole ikhasi lami lemidlalo ukuze ufunde ukubuyekezwa ngale midlalo ethile: Ngingene ekujuleni okukhulu ukuchaza ukuthi ngamunye wenzani nokuthi ngiwulinganisela kanjani. Ngenkathi empeleni ngikala ama-fap titans njengomdlalo othokozisayo, ngingasho ukuthi okunye ukukhishwa okutholakalayo okuvela kuma-hooligapps kujabulisa kakhulu. Lokho akusho ukuthi ngeke ujabule lapha, ngicabanga ukuthi kuningi okwenzekayo kwenye indawo okuzojabulisa abantu.

Itimu ye-fap titans iyamangalisa kimina – izwakala iminyene futhi uzobe ulinde isikhathi esiningi ukuze nje uthole izinsiza zokulima ukuze ukwazi ukuqhubekela kumphathi olandelayo. Kuzwakala kugaya, futhi uma ungahlomile ngegundane elihlanyayo elikwazi ukwenza amamakhro, cishe uzogcina usunengcindezi kancane kukho konke ukuchofoza okuphindaphindiwe.

Isiphetho

Lena akuwona umdlalo engiwuthandayo, kodwa akuwona neze engiwuthanda kakhulu. I-fap titans iletha okuthile etafuleni futhi ngikulinganisa kuphakeme kakhulu uma kuqhathaniswa nalokho okunikezwa ezinye izindawo ezimbalwa, kodwa i-hooligapps inemikhiqizo ethile ye-stellar futhi ngicabanga ukuthi ungase ukulungele kangcono ukudlala leyo ngaphambi kokukhetha lo mdlalo othile. Kuhle, kodwa hhayi okukhulu. Leyo yindlela engcono kakhulu yokuchaza ama-fap titans.