Ngemuva kwendunduma

mrporngeek udlala ngemuva kwendunduma

Uma unezincwadi uzowuthanda lo mdlalo ngoba uyisithonjana se-porn sika-“dune”.

Indunduma yasekuqaleni iyindaba yokudidiyela eyabekwa ngonyaka ka-10191. Indunduma, eyaziwa ngenye ngokuthi yi-arrakis yindawo eyilahlwa isigamu eyashiywa ngumndeni womlingiswa ophambili we-paul atreides. Ngokuyisisekelo ungumuntu opholile osiza ubaba wakhe ukugcina iplanethi iphila ngokuvuna izinongo ezingandile ezibizwa ngokuthi i-melange ezikhulisa impilo futhi zithuthukise amakhono engqondo, okwenza sikwazi ukuchuma kwiplanethi eyi-sandbox enkulu nje. Ngenkathi bezama ukuthola okuningi kwalesi sinongo ngangokunokwenzeka, kufanele balwe namaqembu ahlukene neqembu labanye abaseshi abazama ukwenza into efanayo nabo.

Umdlalo ngemuva kwe-dune muhle kakhulu icebo elifanayo, kepha ngama-tits amakhulu kanye nama-fucking amaningi. Ngakho-ke ngokuyisisekelo bathathe into enhle futhi bayenza ngcono.

Ihlola indawo

Uyi paul atreides, indodana ka duke leo atreides ongumbusi wama-arrakis. Ukucele ukuthi umsize ekutholeni melange ngangokunokwenzeka ngoba amandla omkhathi weplanethi yakho, iqembu labazulazula, liyayidinga ukuba ihambe ngokushesha kunokukhanya. Futhi yonke iplanethi yakho iyayidinga ukuze iqhubeke iphila, ngakho-ke lokhu akufani nobaba wakho ekucela ukuthi uhambe uzolanda indondo yakhe entsha, lokhu kungumsebenzi ongaholela ekubhujisweni komhlaba wakho wonke uma ungakwenzi it. Kodwa, uyazi, akukho kucindezela noma yini. Oh, iplanethi ibuye futhi igqitshwe amasandwich amakhulu, ngakho-ke izinto zihamba kahle ngokubanzi.

Abalingiswa abaphambili

I-paul atreides: Nguwe lo; Indodana yombusi kanye nomfana osemncane onesiphazamiso ophazanyiswa kalula kwikhono lakhe lokusindisa iplanethi nganoma yisiphi isikhathi lapho kuvela isethi enkulu yama-tits.

Duke leo atreides: Emperor of the plas arrakis. Wanikezwa amandla yimindeni emihle futhi azogcina umsebenzi wakhe inqobo nje uma kugcina izinongo zigeleza, yingakho eshaya indodana yakhe ukuthi imsize ukuphuma.

Lady jessica: Umama wakho kanye nonkosikazi duke leo atreides. Ungumuntu omncane isancinza sakhe esipholile ngokuphelele ngoba kulo mhlaba omncane izancinza zihlonishwa futhi zinazo zonke izinhlobo zokuqeqeshwa okusebenzayo. Bangakwazi ukulawula amaseli abo, bakhethe ubulili bezingane zabo, futhi babe nokulawulwa okuphezulu kwemisipha nezinzwa zabo, ngakho-ke benza okuningi kakhulu kunokunikeza ama-bjs amahle. Kepha basakwenza lokho futhi, ngakho ungakhathazeki.

Umama ongumfundisi we-gaius helen mohian – umeluleki we-lady jessica. Uyi-smartass, kepha uyashisa.

Umshushumbisi – ungobuhle be-chocolate e-luscious ovele ashushulule iqoqo elikhulu le-tits kanye ne-pussy enhle, e-pink. Uhlobo like uhlobo lowesifazane lando kodwa indlela esishisayo.

Ama-scifi nerds azofana ne-crazy kulo mdlalo

Ngiyayithanda incwadi yangempela no-movie ngakho-ke ngingumuntu othanda lo mdlalo. Inakho konke engikuthandayo ngendaba yasekuqaleni, ngezindaba zocansi ezingicacisa nje ezingenza ngifune ukukhipha iqhude lami ngilikhiphe. Ekuqaleni ngangikhathele kancane babecekela phansi indunduma yami, kodwa bakwenza ngokuphelele lokho ngemidwebo ye-kick-ass, umsindo omkhulu, nezinsana eziningi ezishisayo ziyaqala ukubhejwa ngazo zonke izindlela.

Umdlalo futhi usebenza kuselula (ngisho ne-android) futhi unemodi engeyona eye-porn ukuze uqhubeke nokudlala esidlangalaleni futhi ulondoloze izingxenye zocansi zalapho ungangena khona ngaphandle kokuphuma ukuze uvezwe obala.

Manje, ake sixoxe ngocansi ngoba i-goddamn iyashisa. Ngokuyisisekelo, ngoba Paul uyinsizwa esencane wonke umuntu ucabanga ukuthi ngeke awenze kahle umsebenzi wakhe ngaphandle kokuthi aqale kuqala, ngakho-ke bonke abesifazane bafa ngokumshiya. Uthola amashumi ama-fuck amahle impela wonke umuntu wesifazane akhuluma naye aze enze nezinye izinto ezinhle kakhulu ngamalungu athile eqembu. Izandla ezinhle kakhulu zephansi nokho yilapho u-paul ethola iqhude lakhe ligibela ngumshushi. Ngombono wami ukuthi ungumlingiswa oshisa kunabo bonke kuwo wonke umdlalo futhi bengishintshela iqhude lami embizeni yakhe noma nini.

Uthola ukulawula konke

Kungumdlalo omuhle kakhulu obhekene nabasebenzi, okusho ukuthi kufanele unake ngempela uma uzothola izigcawu zocansi. Lokho akuyona indle kimi ngoba ngiyakujabulela ukudlala lo mdlalo, kodwa uma nje ufuna ukugoba futhi uhambe kungenzeka kungabi kuwe.

I-intro ibuye ihambe ngokushesha okukhulu futhi akukho ndlela yokukunciphisa ijubane, okusikisela uma ungazi isisekelo ngaphambi kokuqala ukudlala umdlalo. Umngani wami uyizamile futhi kwadingeka ukuthi abuke kabusha i-intro okungenani amahlandla amane ngaphambi kokuba eze ebhizinisini. Ngiyazi ukuthi kuzwakala kungeyona into enkulu kangako, kepha ngomdlalo odinga ukwazi ukuthi kwenzekani ngaso sonke isikhathi, ufuna ukwehlisa izisekelo kuqala. Into eyodwa esisizayo yize ungabukeza izigcawu ngawodwana noma kunini lapho ufuna okukusiza ukulandela.

Izilawuli zibuye zibe yibuhlungu obuthile kubabhemi ngoba akukho ncazelo yokuthi uluphi umcibisholo ocofa ukuze wenze ini. Futhi kuthatha isikhathi eside impela ukufika ku-fucking. Kukufanele ngokungangabazi ngoba izigcawu zishisa njenge-fuck, kepha qiniseka ukuthi uzibekela isikhathi esincane sokuqala.

Futhi, kufanele ngikubeke kanjani lokhu… Kufanele ukhiphe okweshumi umama wakho, bese ubukela indoda yakhe imbanjezelwa yiqhude elintantayo. Akuyona into yami.

Isiphetho sokugcina sikaMrporngeek

Uma ungakaze uyithole manje, ngiyayithanda i-love line umugqa wendaba kodwa ngendlela abaxoxa ngayo. Baguqula enye yezindaba zami engizithandayo yaba yinto emfishane yobungcweti be-goddamn enezithombe eziningi zocansi olushisayo kanye nezinye izigcawu ze-porn ezingafanele. Lo mdlalo nakanjani uhlanganisa zonke izisekelo kuze kufike lapho ngithinteka khona.