Dong izinhliziyo

Mrporngeek udlala dong wezinhliziyo

Lo mdlalo muhle kakhulu indaba yempilo yami. Uhlangane nentombazane esishisayo, ube namaphupho ocansi ocansi mayelana ne-fucking uthe intombazane, bese uvuka ukuthola ukuthi empeleni isabisa umngani wakho we-douche esikhundleni sakho. Ukube benginedola ngaso sonke isikhathi esangehlelayo empilweni yangempela bengizoba yisigidigidi sokubhukuda kwizikweletu zamadola ne-pussy, kepha okungenani ngalomdlalo unoshintsho lokujika bese untshontsha iphupho lakho lokubuyela emuva, kodwa hhayi uze wehlule isisindo esimnyama esidle lonke idolobha lakho futhi sonakalisa impilo yakho. Kuzwakala njengolayini we-crazy scheme kuze kube manje? Qhubeka ufunda, kuyaxaka!

Indawo

Konke lokhu kwenzeka njengendaba yakho ejwayelekile yothando: Iphupho lakho lokuphupha liyabanjwa ngenkathi ukhona kumngane wakho we-douche, ngakho-ke ungena emhumeni umfuna lapho kungazelelwe umdansi wakho uqala ukukhazimula nedimoni elinama-fluorescent nipples lilala nawe ngaphambi kokunyamalala ngikushiye nge “dong of izinhliziyo.” lapho-ke idolobha lakho ligwenywa yisisindo esimnyama wena omnyama ngaphandle kokuvuka endaweni ethile okungahleliwe ukhuluma nebrunette enamathini amakhulu mayelana nokuthi isisindo siqhubeka kanjani sisusa ubuntu futhi uzoqhubeka nokwenza njalo kuze kube yilapho othile ekhipha. Othandana kakhulu.

Manje umsebenzi wakho ukuthola iphupho lakho nomngani wakho we-douche, bese umisa inqwaba emnyama ngaphambi kokuthi ibangele enye imbubhiso.

Izinhlamvu

Wena: Ungumuntu opholile, ojwayelekile ngokwesilinganiso obukeka njengendoda yokuzilibazisa ke bafo osusondele emhlabeni. Ubukeka efana naleya ndoda ekuzingeleni ivela ku-voltron yasekuqaleni, enobuso obuhlekisayo nezinwele ezimbongolweni. Uthola ukukhetha igama lakho siqu, noma kunjalo elimangalisayo ngoba uma kwenzeka ufaka inkaba yephupho lakho, yigama lakho lona elizomemeza.

Ikari: Leli iphupho lakho – isifebe esincane esishisayo sezinwele ezimfishane, isikhumba esimpunga, umzimba omncane, izicubu ezinkulu namehlo amakhulu ezinsana ezinombala oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Uyashisa, kinda bitchy, futhi nakanjani ukuhlekisa, kodwa uma konke kuhamba kahle uzobe ususiza lesi simo sengqondo ngaphandle kwakhe ngaso leso sikhathi.

Ryu: Ungumngane wakho we-wanker othola i-bone kari. Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi ungumuntu omuhle ngokwanele, kepha njengoba eye weba intombi yakho yamaphupho ngaphandle komcabango wesibili, angazithungela ngexhaxha. Oh ya, uyakhanga impela futhi unezinwele ezinhle, ngoba kunjalo. Jesus, yini isigaxa esibuhlungu.

Gigi: I-brunette chick enamathini amakhulu ohlangana nawo edolobhaneni labantu abalahlekile. Uluhlobo lwe-smartass kodwa kuyacaca ukuthi uzokusiza ohambweni lwakho. Kuzofanele ucabange ngokuhlukumeza isimo sengqondo kuye nakanjani, ngesilinganiso esihle. Uqinisekile unesoka elesabekayo elivele lishaye i-crap liphume kini futhi kungenzeka liphinde likwenze, kepha une-dong yezinhliziyo ezithi fuck leyo.

Abanye abalingiswa: Amachwane asanda kushisa, iqhawe elibukeka ngathi yinja lekhathuni elaziwayo ukuthi “goofy”, idada lendoda elibukeka njengegama lakhe kufanele libe yisinengiso, nesixha kwamanye amaRandi angivila kakhulu ukusho lapha.

I-rpg yocansi enezinhlamvu ezinhle

Ihluzo zinhle futhi umugqa wesakhiwo uyathakazelisa ngempela, ikakhulukazi uma uku ama-rpgs njengami. Isisekelo kulula ukusiqonda kanti umdlalo kulula kakhulu ukuwudlala ngakho ijika lokufunda alilibi kangako. Ungaqala kakhulu ukudlala futhi uqonde ukuthi kwenzekani ngaso leso sikhathi. Umdlalo mude, kepha kuningi ongakufeza lapho uhlangana khona nendawo yokugezela lapho uthola khona ukubuka i-kari isha insipho kuyo yonke i-tini yakhe enkulu, noma indawo yomhume lapho kulapho isidalwa esimnyama sivela khona emithunzi gibela idwala lakho kanzima, kukhanya ngokungabonakali njengoba ulala lapho udidekile kodwa wanelisekile.

Noma kungumdlalo omude ongayigcina bese ubuyela kuyo nganoma yisiphi isikhathi, futhi kukhona ukuqoshwa ongakubuka uma ukumeyidi okubukelayo nokugoqeka noma ufuna ukubona ukuthi yini elondolozwe kwizigcawu zakamuva. Imiyalo ibuye icace bha, futhi uthola izinto eziningi ezipholile endleleni efana "nezithelo ezithandekayo" Ezenza noma ngubani ofuna ukukuthanda. Ukhona owaziyo ukuthi ngingamthola kuphi omunye walabo abasempilweni yangempela? Ngidinga eyodwa, uh, umngani wami…

Isenzo se-xxx esithatha isikhathi ukuthuthukisa

I-intro yinde kakhulu ekunambithekeni kwami ngoba lapho ngibheka lokhu okokuqala ngangihlekile futhi ngifuna nje ukuqhubeka nayo. Ibuye ihambise kancane kancane ngesikhala eside impela phakathi kwezigcawu.

Isiphetho sokugcina sikaMrporngeek

Dong of izinhliziyo unakho konke okuhle engikucelayo endimeni yokudlala indima – ihluzo ezinhle, umugqa omuhle wezindaba, izinhlamvu ezihehayo, nezigcawu eziningi ezishisayo ezinama-slot ahlukahlukene. Noma iqala kancane kancane ukukhokhelwa kufanelekile uma ulenga lapho futhi uqhubeke uphokophele phambili.

Izintokazi nazo zishisa kakhulu ngokuningi kwesass engikuthokozelayo, futhi zidonswa kahle kakhulu. Ngiphuthelwe amahlandla ambalwa ngicabanga nje ngokuhlala kukabhokisi ehleli ebhokisini nginezimpawu zakhe ezinkulu ngaphandle, imilenze isabalale kanye namaphaneli kudlulela kolunye uhlangothi ukuveza ukubabazeka kwakhe okuncane.

Ngiyawubonga nomsebenzi owathatha isikhathi ukuthuthukisa laba balingisi. Ngiyazi iphuzu lonke ukushaya umthwalo, kepha njengomuntu owazisa ngempela umdlalo omuhle wevidiyo ngiyawuthanda lapho isitudiyo sihamba imayela elingaphezulu ukusinika abalingiswa abahle kanye nokuhamba phambili okuhle.