Ukwehla kokusa kokusa

Mnu. i-porn geek idlala usongo olwesabekayo

Mnu. I-porn geek yaziwa njengomuntu obukeza amageyimu ngesitayela nokutsha, futhi namuhla, i-pe men Tom isizobeka ingozi. "Abafuna usizo: Ukuhlasela kwe-Tom menace is a star Wars porn parody, yize igama layo lingakuvezi. Kulesi mdlalo esijikelezayo, uzothola izigcawu ezintathu ezahlukahlukene lapho amantombazane ahlukahlukene ezimpi zezinkanyezi ezijabulisa khona (kungaba ngokugibela noma ngokushaya). Ama-cocks ahlukile. Anemifanekiso emihle edonswa ngesandla, imisindo evusa imisindo, kanye nezinto eziningi ongazihlola ngaphakathi, lo mdlalo wevidiyo uzokujabulisa, noma ungeyena uthande wezimpi zenkanyezi.

Ukubona lezi zintokazi zibethelwe kuzokukhanyisa ngokushesha! "- Ngiyaxolisa ukukwazisa, wena muntu owabhala le ncazelo, lokho akuzwakali njengomdlalo wevidiyo kimi. Ungomunye waleyo" Midlalo "lapho uqhafaza khona kwizigcawu ezimbalwa, ubukele abanye abantu bebulekela, futhi lokho? Lokho umdlalo sekudlulile? Kungcono kube izigcawu ezinhle ze-fuck, ngakho-ke. Kungcono ukulingana ne-shia labeouf no-keanu ukuphinda ungincishe ngasikhathi sinye ngobusuku obuhlobo behlobo.

Isebenza kanjani i-gameplay yokuqothuka kokusa kokusa?

Uvula ubungozi besikhashana esipheqululini sakho se-intanethi. Ngokuya ngokulungiselela kwakho ulinde ukulayisha. Uzwa ubuzwe bezimpi zomculo we-ngokusemthethweni ubuyiselwe ekulimazeni i-tom kuphela. Muhle kakhulu, bhuti. Uma ilayisha, ubona inqwaba yezexwayiso, kufaka phakathi "bonke abalingiswa abakule geyimu baqanjiwe futhi bangaphezulu kweminyaka engu-18" Futhi "okulandelayo akulona neze izingane. Uma ungaphansi kweminyaka engu-18 noma ucasulwa yilokhu uhlobo lokuqukethwe, ngicela uye kwenye indawo. "

Hmm, lokho kuzwakala kungungcweti. Abayidlalisi imidlalo. Esikhundleni sokuthi "qala" Noma "dlala," Banenkinobho ethi "chofoza manje" Oyicindezela ukuqala "umdlalo." Uma uqala, kukuholela endaweni evela ezimpini zenkanyezi enezinhlamvu eziyisishiyagalombili. Ungachofoza kokuthathu kuphela, noma. Ukuchofoza umlingiswa kukuholela endaweni eyi-fuck enezithombe ezinhle kakhulu futhi enezwi elisebenza. Ungabona i-yoda ithola i-handjob kanye nezinye izinkanyezi ezimbalwa zezinhlamvu zabesifazane bezithola zidonswa amandla yizidalwa eziqanjiwe. Ngikwazi ukubona ukuthi kunesikhathi eside esitshaliwe ekudwebeni nasekuphiliseni lezi zigcawu, kepha akukho neyodwa yazo eyenziwayo ukuze isebenzisane. Hhmmumm.

Imicabango yami yangempela yokuqothuka kokusa kwe-Tom

Esinye isibonelo esivelele sethalente elachitheka. Kungani laba baklami bezithombe abanekhono nabaculi bezithombe bachitha isikhathi sabo kumdlalo we-porn? Ngiyakuthanda ukudlala imidlalo ye-inthanethi engcolile, kepha noma nini lapho ngibona ithalente elingaka lifakwa kubo, angikwazi ukubhuqa nati. Elula kanjalo. Angikwazi ukwenqaba ukwazisa ubuciko ngenkathi ngizama ukushaya indlwabu. Kuyangibeka phansi. Emuva esihlokweni – ungabona yonke izicubu nezikhumba ezihamba ngokushelela ngenkathi abalingiswa abasebunyeni abampofu be-tom beya ocansini. Umsebenzi omningi utshalwe kwizithombe kodwa awukho kumdlalo wangempela noma indaba. Ukulimala kwe-tom menace kungukuthi nezingxenye ezisebenzayo ezi-zero kanye nendaba zero. Ngizamile ukubheka noma yimaphi ama-sequel noma ama-prequels wesifo esibuhlungu se-Tom, kepha angizange ngibe nenhlanhla.

Ngifisa ukubuza abathuthukisi balo mdlalo ukuthi batshale imali efana ne-5 $ ku-gameplay kanye ne-4 $ ngaphezulu ibe yindaba emfushane futhi benze lo mdlalo u-400% ujabulise kakhudlwana. Ngendlela, umdlalo unenkinobho "yokwabelana ku-facebook". Ngabe ucabanga ukuthi noma ngubani emlandweni wesintu uyoke achofoze leyo nkinobho? Uzizwa ungasasebenzi ngalutho futhi ungenalutho uma nje unolwazi lokuthi inkinombo enjalo ikhona? Nakanjani ngenza.