Uddertale

Uddertale: Mnu. isibuyekezo se-porn geek

Wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi uma kukhulunywa ngokubuyekezwa okuhle komdlalo we-porn, bambalwa abantu abakwenza kangcono kunalokho engikwenzayo. Namuhla, ngizobe ngibheka umdlalo obizwa ngokuthi i-uddertale – angicabangi ukuthi ngidinga ukukutshela ukuthi isihloko salesi sidumbu savelaphi! Uma ungaqiniseki kakhulu, lo mdlalo ususelwa kwisivumelwano: IRP3 edume ngokudumile ekhishwe emuva ngoSepthemba ka-2015. Angizange ngidlale lowo mdlalo eminyakeni ethile, kodwa ngijabule ukubona ukuthi kuhle kanjani inguqulo ye-porn parody iyi. Ngakho-ke, ngaphandle kokuqhubeka kwesikhathi, akehle kwezebhizinisi futhi sibhale ukuhlaziya okugcwele ku-uddertale!

Imicabango yokuqala ku-uddertale

Ngizovele ngiqaphele irekhodi lelo mr. I-porn geek idlala i-version 1.0.0.8 – ungakhathazeki, ngizoqiniseka ukuthi ngivuselela isixhumanisi engisifikile lapha uma ngabe iphakethe lakamuva lisuselwa. Akekho ongangisola ngokungahambisi ngenhla nangaphezulu ekuphokopheleni ukunikeza abantu ipulatifomu yokudlala yezocansi enkulu lapho ngiletha izixhumanisi ezisanda kuzungeza! Noma kunjalo, uddertale uzoqala ngesingeniso sokuthi uzithole kanjani usesikhundleni sakho samanje. Kufanele ngikhulume ukuthi i-uddertale ingumbhalo omncane kakhulu ogxile kwimizuzu embalwa yokuqala: Vele ufunde ukuthi uthini bese uzokwazi ukudlala umdlalo. Ukusetha uzungu nesigcawu kubalulekile ngezihloko zabantu abadala ezinjengalezi – ungaphuqi lokho kucabanga ukuthi kuzokusiza, ngoba ngeke!

Isinqumo sakho sokuqala ku-uddertale sizohlobene nokuthi usabela kanjani kubuhle obukhulu, obunamehlo aluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ozithola ukhuluma nawo. Njengoba ngingumuntu omuhle, nginqume ukusho ukuthi 'ngiyayithanda!', yize ngikwazi ukwazisa inketho ethi 'lady, angazi kahle wena' Inketho yabantu abalapho abafuna ukusabela ngendlela enengqondo. Uma usuthole ukuthi uphaya luyavutha, uzoba nekhono lokuhamba uzungeze indlu usebenzisa isikhombisi sakho segundane iso elibonakala noma nini lapho ugundela okuthile ongakwazi ukuxhumana nakho. Qaphela ukuthi ungashaya futhi inkinobho yevolumu ekhoneni elingezansi kwesobunxele uma ungafuni ukulalela umculo. Kungaba kuhle uma lokhu bekuyisilayida, kepha yebo – imidlalo ye-porn parody ayihlali isebenza kahle kakhulu kulwazi lwami.

Ezansi kwesikrini, ungashintsha isandla sakho sibe okunye ngaphandle kwe-'bukeka 'uma ungathanda. Ngokwesibonelo, ukushaya inketho ethi 'thatha' Kuzokunikeza izinketho ezisebenzayo zesitshalo, umnyango nekhabethe – yize ungeke ubambe zona impela ngoba akuyona into ongafaka kuyo yokusungula kwakho! Ngoba ngatshelwa yilowo ntombazana ukuba angangeni egumbini lakhe lokulala, ngacabanga ukuthi leso kwakuyisinyathelo esihle kunazo zonke. Kubukeka sengathi akanalo iwindi lapha – akukuhle, akunjalo? Kufanele ngibe nokukhanya kwelanga lapho ufuna ukuhlala umnandi futhi uphilile! Ukusho ukuthi, ngicabanga ukuthi wonke umuntu ofunda lokhu ekhaya uphahlwe egumbini elingenazibani, ngakho-ke ngubani onendaba?

I-gameplay eminye e-uddertale

I-uddertale izoqhubeka futhi uzofuna ukuzama ukuxhumana nezinto eziningi ngangokunokwenzeka – izinto eziningi nezinto ezinhle onazo, okungcono. Lelo gumbi lokuqala lithandabuzekwa kakhulu: Iyahlanya into ayenzayo. Ngiqonde ukuthi, ubani obhala imijikelezo yabo esezingeni elifanele ngaleli zinga lokunakwa? Khuluma ngendle! Ungabheka eshalofini lencwadi nekhabethe eliqukethe izinto ezimbalwa ezithokozisayo. Kubi kakhulu awukwazi ukuthatha idayari ye-shit bese uyisebenzisela ukufaka abisi abaphutha ubisi – yilokho engangizokwenza ukube benginethuba lengxenye! Lapho ungena egumbini elingakwesokudla kusuka esikrinini esikhulu, uzokwazi ukubamba okuthile ekugcineni: Khetha ithuluzi 'lokuthatha' Bese uqokomisa isifuba ngemuva komthunzi welambu – uzokhipha ikhondomu!

Lokhu kuyadumaza kancane – kepha angisiyena kuphela umfana olindele ukukwazi ukwengeza inja eluhlaza emicabangweni yakhe. Akekho ofuna ukusebenzisa ikhondomu uma ehla futhi engcolile, akunjalo? Ukuyifaka emkhombeni we-sans kuyindlela engcono kakhulu yoku fuck futhi iqiniso lokuthi lo mdlalo unamakhondomu uyahlanya kuze kufike lapho ngithinteka khona! Ngethemba ukuthi ngizokwazi ukuyithengisa, noma ukuyihweba, ngiphinde ngicoshe umugqa ngokuthile okuthakazelisa kakhulu noma okuwusizo. Umfana wakho hhayi mayelana fuck kancane in a umdlalo porn neqhude lakhe konke esongwe futhi ephephile. Qaphela ukuthi futhi ungathatha isokisi endaweni yezingubo uma ufuna – ungaqinisekile ukuthi lokhu kuzoba wusizo kanjani ngokuzayo, kepha nakanjani kushaya ikhondomu yedamu.

Ukungathandi kwami i-uddertale

Ngakho-ke, yini engingayithandi uma kukhulunywa ngoddertale? Okokuqala nokubaluleke kakhulu, ngingasho ukuthi izinketho lapha zinomkhawulo kakhulu. Ngifuna ukulawula ivolumu, ngifuna izinketho zomphumela womsindo – konke lokho okuhle, uyazi? Imidwebo ihamba kahle, kepha ngicabanga ukuthi umbala wokulinganisa ungenza ngomsebenzi omncane nje. Ezokungcebeleka isudi yezithelo empeleni ingenye yalezo ezazinezikimu zemibala emihle impela yize yayinegama eliphansi le-pixel – thatha iqabunga kulolo chungechunge uma ufuna ukwazi ukuthi ungabhala kanjani iphrojekthi!

Isiphetho ku-uddertale

Ngemuva kokudlala uddertale cishe ihora, ngijabule ngokuqhubeka lapha ngincoma ukuthi uzame ngokwakho. Futhi phansi kulo mdlalo, uzobe wenza izinto njengokudla iphayi, ukuphathwa ngocansi nalolo hlobo lwento. U-Tori uphenduka abe yi-Ruleatrix futhi akakukhuthalele kakhulu kuwe ukwephula yonke imithetho ayibekile. Ngiyathemba ukuthi uthanda ukuba ngumfana oqhanyelayo, ngoba yilokho oyikho ngempela lapho usezandleni zale minx emhlophe namathis wakhe amakhulu amadala! Noma kunjalo abantu – lokho kuphela enginaso isikhathi, ngakho-ke ngithanda ukunibonga ngokufunda futhi yebo: Inhlanhla yokujabulela konke okuqukethwe okuhle okunikezwa e-uddertale.