Incontriamoci

Ukubheka asihlangane

Bekufanele ngihambe nginyakazisa i-inthanethi ukuhumusha egameni lale webhusayithi: Kuvela ukuthi i-incontriamoci isho ukuthi 'masihlangane' NgesiNtaliyane. Manje, ngiyakuzonda ukuba ngumphathi wezindaba ezimbi, kepha uma kungenzeka ukuthi ungumuntu okwazi ukukhuluma isiNgisi kuphela – futhi awukho e-italy njengamanje – amathuba okuthi uthole noma yimuphi umqondo wangempela wokusiza kule webhusayithi muhle akukho okuningi. Isizathu salokhu? Njengoba kuvela, i-incontriamoci iyiwebhusayithi eyenzelwe ukubhekela ikakhulukazi abahambeli base-Italiya nabahlinzeki bezinsizakalo ezihambisanayo. Lapho uza lapha, kucacisiwe kusukela ekuhambeni ukuthi ukugxila ku-italy, nakumaNtaliyane – kucace bha ukuthi iqiniso lokuthi iwebhusayithi ayitholakali nangesiNgisi! Ngiyabonga, Mnu. I-porn geek inethuluzi lokuhumusha, kepha yebo: Ngaphandle kokuthi ungumNtaliyane futhi uhlala lapho, ngicabanga ukuthi kungcono ukuthi usuke nje kulesi sibuyekezo, ngoba kuzoba wusizo njengamabele enkomeni.

Ikhasi lasekhaya lokuhlangana nathi

Wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi uMnu. I-porn geek ithanda ukuqala ukubuyekeza kwayo ngokushaya amakhasi asekhaya ukuze ibheke ukuthi kwenzekani – lokho kuyisinqumo esihle lapha ku-incontriamoci, ngoba ukhonjiswa wonke amantombazane ongahlangana nawo ngokushesha. Lokhu kubonakala kuhlelwe ngokuzenzakalela ngokususelwa endaweni yomuntu onikeza isikhangiso, kepha ungakushintshela ekusakazweni okususelwa kumazwana uma ungathanda. Angiqondi ngokuphelele ukuthi yini injongo yaleyo ndlela, kepha ngicabanga ukuthi kuhle ukubona ukuthi abanye abantu bathini ngezinsizakalo ezitholakala lapha. Kuvela ukuthi ngakwesokunxele sekhasi, uzothola izindawo eziningi ongachofoza kuzo. Lokhu kufaka phakathi ukuthandwa kwe-bari, i-bologna, i-aosta ne-rome. Cishe yonke indawo ezweni imboziwe, ngakho-ke akunandaba ukuthi ukuphi ezweni, i-incontriamoci izokwazi ukukunikeza umuzwa wokuhambisa wase-Italy.

Ubheke amaphrofayli

Akukho okuningi okumele ukwenze lapha ngaphandle kokubheka amaphrofayli, ngakho-ke ngemuva kokuchofoza kuhlu, ngijabule ukubona indawo ehloniphekile yokuchazwa, inkomba yendawo yonke yemephu nenqwaba yezithombe abangane abazilayishe kakhulu abashayayo bangabheka futhi babone ukuthi ngabe kukhona yini lapho abangashaya khona indlwabu. Ungakhathazeki – angizukuphika umzuzwana ukuthi abaphelezeli babelana ngama-selfies abo amnandi akuyona into yokushaya inyoka yakho ngaphezulu – ikakhulukazi uma la mabanzi ebukeka emuhle njengoba enza! Okuhle nge-incontriamoci iqiniso lokuthi awudingi ukudala i-akhawunti ukuze uthole imininingwane yokuxhumana nabasizi abakhonjisiwe: Ungavele uchofoze kusithonjana sefoni bese izinombolo zabo zizovela ngomlingo, zilungele ukuthi uchofoze uma ufisa kakhulu.

Izinhlobo zokuhanjiswa lapha

Ngokwemvelo, isigaba esivame kakhulu kuwebhusayithi ngowesifazane ofuna indoda, kepha kunezinye izinqumo eziningi uma kungenzeka ukuthi uthokozisa umqondo wokunye okunye ngokuphelele. Kukhona abesilisa besilisa, abesilisa abathandana nabobulili obufanayo, ama-massage parlour neminikelo embalwa yekinky uma ufuna ukushaywa yinkosikazi. Ukukhetha kungokwakho ku-incontriamoci futhi ungikholwe, kunokuhlala njalo kokuthunyelwe lapha ukuze noma ngabe ufunani, kungenzeka ukuthi i-incontriamoci izokwazi ukukunikeza! Benze umsebenzi omuhle ekunqobeni iqoqo elihloniphekile lamalungu nabajwayelekile, ngoba kubonakala sengathi inqwaba yokuthunyelwe kwenziwe ehoreni lokugcina kuphela. Angiqiniseki ngokuphelele ukuthi okufakwayo kugcinwa isikhathi esingakanani, kepha ngiyasola ukuthi ubude besikhathi obufanele.

Isiphetho masihlangane

Uma ukwazi ukukhuluma isiNtaliyane futhi ufuna okuphelezelwa, lokhu kubukeka njengendawo enhle yokuthi ukwazi ukuthola lokho okufunayo. Maye, noma ngubani ongekho kuleso sikhundla mhlawumbe uzodumala kakhulu ngokwenzeka lapha! Mnu. I-porn geek ibe nesikhathi esimnandi, futhi ngicabanga ukuthi kunoma ngubani ofuna ukuthola lolu hlobo lwento, lokhu njengomthombo kuyinto enhle ukuba nayo. Ngisijabulele kakhulu isikhathi sami e-incontriamoci futhi ngicabanga ukuthi mhlawumbe kungcono kakhulu kimi ukuthi uma ufuna ukwazi okwengeziwe, hamba phambili bese uzihlolela wena. Kubafundi bami base-Italiya – ngibonga kakhulu ngokubheka lesi sibuyekezo futhi ngizobuye ngikubone maduzane!