ManSurfer

Yini i-ManSurfer?

Kwesokudla, iManSurfer ingesinye sezingosi ze-porn ezi-shittest engake ngaba nazo ezimbi zokuvakasha ngesikhathi sami njengombuyekezi we-porn. Ukuthi i-fuck is iqhubekani nalo mthwalo we shit ne-wank! Ngifanele ngisho ukuthi iManSurfer isayithi lama-porn gay, uma ungeke uqagele egameni legazi. Kepha le ngosi ye-porn gay iyimbi kakhulu. Ngizofika ngezizathu zokuthi kungani iManSurfer ingunkulunkulu owesabekayo okwesikhashana, kodwa ngacabanga ukuthi ngizoqala lesi sibuyekezo esibuhlungu ngokusho ukuthi iManSurfer ayihlali yodwa inqwaba yazo inja yezinja. Kukhona izingosi eziningi zobulili ezingcolile ezi ezibukeka zifana nale nqwaba yezinqola zamahhashi kangangokuba ziyamangaza ngempela kimi.

Kukhona izingosi eziningi zobulili ezingcolile ezi ezinenkinga efanayo ye-ManSurfer kangangokuthi kungenza ngicabange ngocansi uma ngabe kunekhathalogi yendawo yezocansi yama-gay lapho ungayala khona isayithi le-porn eyakhelwe shittly futhi uthole eyodwa njengalesi siqeshana se-shit. Ngakho-ke, kukhona yini okungasindisa iManSurfer ekutholeni amaphuzu aphansi kakhulu e emlandweni wale sayithi ye porn porn site? Hhayi, cha, akukho lutho. Kodwa ngize lapha ukubuyekeza amasayithi we-porn nokuhlafuna i-bubblegum, futhi konke ngiphelelwa yi-bubblegum.

Umklamo fucking weManSurfer

Lo mklamo nesitayela salolu umthwalo we-wank juice porn site kwakuyinkomba yami yokuqala ukuthi kwakufanele. Bheka isimo esishubile salesi siza se-porn, ingasiza kanjani isiza se-porn esabisayo esibukeka njengesihle njengalesi siqeshana seqhude kungaba yinhle ngokuphelele? Ngiqonde ukuthi i-logo e isanele ngokwanele! Angazi noma ilogo kufanele ngabe iyintaba ebabayo, igagasi, ishede lombhede noma ngethemba, ikhaphethi lami lomlingo elisusayo kulomthwalo osabekayo wesayithi le-porn shit. Ngokujulile, ubani ocabanga ukuthi ukubomvu okukhanyayo okubomvu nesizinda esimnyama kuwumqondo omuhle wesayithi le-porn?

Imibala yale sayithi ye-porn ayifanele, empeleni iyenza ibukeke njengengane ebalekayo kungenzeka ukuthi yakhe le sayithi ye-porn, futhi uma bekwenza, benza nomsebenzi we-shit. Ngisho i-backend (okuvamisile ukuthi ibe yipun, kepha ngithukuthele ngale sayithi ye-porn, akuyona) yalesi siza esiyi is shit. Isendlalelo salesi siqeshana se-inja ye-wanky sithatha isikhashana ukulayisha noma yini ngokumangazayo ngoba i-porn akufanele idinge isikhathi esiningi ukulayisha umthwalo.

I-porn kuManSurfer

Ngibone ividiyo eyodwa ye-porn e kule ngosi ye-porn eyayingaphezu kwemizuzu emithathu nengxenye ubude. Ukuphumula engikuzamile bekungaba ngumzuzu nesigamu. NGABE UDLALA NGAMI? Kanjani ku-fuck noma iyiphi i-cunt cum kulokho? Ngingazihlupha ngokufuna ukubonwa ngocansi kuleli sayithi ukube ngangingungqingili futhi kungithatha imizuzwana engathi shu! Ungayibiza kanjani le-fuck isayithi le lapho wonke amavidiyo we-porn okuleli sayithi e nje ama-trailer? Enye yama-video angcolile engiyibuke kulesi siza kwakuyisigcawu se-porn. Kwamthatha umhlanyana umzuzwana ukukhumula ibhulukwe lakhe eligunukayo! Manje sesisele nemizuzwana engama-30 yakhe yokuzama kanzima, futhi lokho kwakumxaka!

Lokhu shit akuyona porn ManSurfer. Lesi isigcawu esibucayi se-porn esenzeka ku-movie esidonsa ngokuthi kufanele sithokozelwe ihlombe ngalesi sehlakalo se-porn, akuhloselwe ukuthi sibongezwe ngaphezulu. Manje, ngiyazi ukuthi abanye bakho bathi “kodwa uGeek, uManSurfer kumele abe nendlela yokubuka umcimbi we-porn egcwele kwiwebhusayithi yabo ye-porn, akunjalo?” Hhayi-ke, zingane, yebo ziyakwenza, zinokuxhumeka kwisigcwagcwa esigcwele se-porn ESENZA KUNGAKENZI UMSEBENZI WOKUFUNDA. Ngizame zonke izixhumanisi zazo zonke izingoma ze-porn ezi, futhi akekho noyedwa kubo oye wasebenza i! Yini i fuck yiphuzu laleli sayithi le-porn!

I-Shit ManSurfer idinga ukuthola

Konke, iManSurfer idinga ukwenza kabusha le sayithi ye-porn ye noma vele uvale into. Lesi akusona isiza se-porn esidabukisayo, lo mbukiso we-porn shit. Ukuklanywa kwale ngosi ye-porn ethengisayo kubi kakhulu ingane elimele ngokomqondo kungenza kangcono (mhlawumbe ukuqasha lo cunt ukuthi akwenzele umklamo wakho kabusha) kanye ne-porn ekule ngosi ye-porn ye umane nje uyisigcawu esibuhlungu samavidiyo we-porn. Lapho-ke ukufaka phezulu lokho okucishiwe kule cunt kucabanga ukuthi kungakhangisa nezinye izingxenye ezibucayi zenethiwekhi yeManSurfer. Ah yeah, akusona isayithi elilodwa nje le-porn shitty, kukhona ezinye izinduna futhi! Uma amanye amasayithi ku-porn network asebenza njengale nqwaba ye-shit enza, asenkingeni.

Kakhulu, okuwukuphela kwento emangazayo ukuthi iManSurfer idinga ukuthola ukuthi ngabe kufanelekile yini ukuqala i-fuck futhi noma cha. Udinga ukuqeda izinkulungwane zamakhasi we wezithombe ze-porn onazo, ushise umklamo we emhlabathini we bese uqala i-fuck ngaphezulu. Uma ungakwenzi, le ngosi ye-porn ingahamba iyoshisa emgodini we ogwadule kukho konke engikunikeza shit, kubi kakhulu.

Imicabango yokugcina kaGeek kuManSurfer

Yebo, angicabangi ukuthi ngangingumuntu othanda kakhulu iManSurfer, akunjalo? Ngingaya njengoba kuze ukusho ukuthi ManSurfer fucking ngempela pissed me off. NGENXA yokuthi LESI SANDLA ESISEKELWE NGEMPELA SIYAMDLULA UNKULUNKULU, NGANOMA SONKE Sisebenzisa I-SITE UKUZE SIPHILA, NGIYAYIBONA ISONYA LOKUQALA! CUNT YONKE APHUMA ISITOLO ESIHLE SOKUVELA KANYE NALESI Sayithi AYIYO! Uyacelwa ukuthi ubheke ezinye izibuyekezo zami ze-porn ezi uma uke wathinteka yi-ManSurfer, uzothola isayithi elingcono le-porn ngamehlo akho avale ngokungenamuntu ngokuchofoza igundane lakho.