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Sanibonani bangani, ngu Mnu we-Porn Geek lapha, futhi futhi ngokubuka okunye esithangamini se-porn ongase uthande ukuphuma. Ngabe ihamba phambili emhlabeni? Cishe akunjalo, kodwa empeleni kuphakama phezulu kuhlu lwami lwezindawo ongahamba kuzo uma ufuna ukuxoxa nezinye izindlela futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, thola ukuzijabulisa kwabantu abadala. Ibizwa ngePhun futhi kahle, kumnandi kakhulu.

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Inhlangano ye-Phun.org iyonke ingaba ngcono ukuthi ithembeke futhi imhlophe kohlelo lombala oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka idinga ukuhamba ngoba ilukhuni emehlweni kodwa noma ngabe yini, ulungele izinkundla ze-phun futhi ufuna ngikutshele uma 'kusifanele isikhathi sakho noma cha. Kafushane nje, yebo, yonke iforamu ye-phun ifaneleka njalo ngomzuzwana owusebenzisayo ukhonkotha usizungezile.

Umugqa wethegi ku-Phun.org uthi amantombazane afuna nje ukuba nawo – abe “nawo” abe mnandi kanti ne-phunforum igcwele amantombazane azijabulisa. Hhayi yonke inkundla Lezi ezintathu yilapho ozochitha khona isikhathi sakho esiningi ngenkathi uvakashela isithangami sePhun.org.

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Yebo, ekugcineni kosuku i-Phun.org ibonakala inyathela kakhulu kosaziwayo ngakho-ke ungamangali ukuthi isakhi esikhulu se-celeb se-phunforum sikhulu kangakanani. Lapha yilapho ungathola khona izithombe zakho ezinhle zaseHollywood zishiya izinto zazo noma kwezesithombesikamagazini esithokozisayo noma isibhamu esithukile. Lokho uma ungena ezithombeni. Uma uthanda amavidiyo, kunezigaba ezimbili ongazithanda lapha futhi leso kuzoba isigaba sama-movie esivamile lapho zonke iziqeshana ziya khona kanye nesigaba esivumayo okuyiwona lapho iziqeshana ze-NSFW ziya khona. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi njengomfundi we-MPG kamuva kuzoba ukuyeka kwakho kokuqala.

Kukhona nendawo ye-trivia, amahlaya nezindaba – okuyindawo enhle yokuthola izihloko ezingama-411 kwezihloko zakamuva zokuzijabulisa. Noma ungathinta isithangami sokuvota esinokuthi ngubani ongathanda ukufaka isitayela njengaleso esikucela ukuthi ukhethe phakathi kweScletlet Johansson ne-Amy Adams noma phakathi kukaMargot Robbie no-Emma Watson. Le yindlela ephelele yokuthatha ikhefu kusuka kubo bonke ababhemayo kule nkundla okufanele banikeze yona.

Kungenzeka ukuthi uyazibuza ukuthi ngikhuluma ngani, ngakho ngithi kuwe, skrolela ngale kwesithangami se-celeb futhi uzozithola usugcwele ku-porn. Babiza amavidiyo lapha ngokuthi “athambile” kepha ngithanda ukubabiza kakhulu ngoba yilokho abayikho. Lezi zigcawu lapha zinokufiswa okuningi okufana no-Alex Coal esimweni sakhe sokuqala sokuhlangana kwezizwe kanye noVienna Rose ethola isembozo sakhe okokuqala ngqa.

Impela lokhu kuyizwi elikude kakhulu kuzo zonke izinto ze-celeb ezithambile lesi sithangami esidume ngazo. Esihogweni, banesikejana sevidiyo yama-video yama-amateur! Futhi uthole lokhu – i-porn ihanjiswa nge-HD! Ngakho-ke yebo, uma uthanda izinkundla zezithombe zocansi ezihlonishwayo futhi ufuna eyodwa ongayisebenzisa, i-Phun iyona.