Celebrity Movie Archive

What’s Celebrity Movie Archive all about?

Celebrity Movie Archive is a collection of clips of celebrities naked in films. This collection is pretty extensive, but a lot of the celebrities featured on this site are pretty unknown, at least to me. Of course, this makes sense. A lot of huge film stars don’t get naked a lot in the films, so for sites like Celebrity Movie Archive, they have to include unknown actresses to ensure they can update their site regularly. The porn on Celebrity Movie Archive is updated every day, but, as we’ll see, perhaps they should hold off on this update schedule as they are uploading a lot of films that not many people give a shit about.

Of course, we all love seeing naked celebrities, these are the ladies that we have fantasied about for years so the minute they get their tits out in a film, we are all over it. However, is Celebrity Movie Archive the best place to see celebrity pussy, ass and tits? Well, grab your autograph book and get your red carpet suit on and let’s find the fuck out, shall we?

Being a guest on Celebrity Movie Archive

Being a guest on Celebrity Movie Archive is very much like being an unwelcomed guest in someone’s home. You aren’t offered a drink, no know asks you to take a seat and everyone asks you why you are holding a hammer with blood dripping from it. Celebrity Movie Archive doesn’t offer their guests much of anything. You can see a few scene shots from the film and have a look at some sexy celebs naked and shit, but you can’t watch any clips at all on Celebrity Movie Archive.

As a guest on Celebrity Movie Archive, you can flick through photos of the nude scene in the movie, but that is literally about it. Click on the video to watch it, and you are just sent through to become a member. Now, I don’t give a shit about being a member of a porn site, but when you are asked to become a paying member of a site, I need to know what the fuck this site is offering me. So far, Celebrity Movie Archive isn’t offering me anything that I can’t find on a free porn websites! What a shame!

Being a member of Celebrity Movie Archive

You can become a paying member of Celebrity Movie Archive, but the memberships are weird. When I saw that you could become a member of Celebrity Movie Archive for as little as $3, I was impressed. I thought a month membership for this site for $3 may actually be worth it. However, $3 doesn’t buy you a month, it buys you 500 seconds of nude clips. You can pay up to $20 for 5,000 seconds of nude clips. Are you kidding me Celebrity Movie Archive?

What a load of bollocks! This shitty little site is trying to make us pay for celebrity nude clips that barely contain any celebrities that we want to see! Celebrity clips that can be found for free on just about any porn tube site! Celebrity nude clips that are notoriously some of the most mediocre porn in the world, are you kidding me Celebrity Movie Archive? This has to be a joke and I ain’t joking, bitch!

Would I sign up to Celebrity Movie Archive?

Not a fucking chance in hell or on gods green earth would I sign up for this bunch of cunt of a website! Celebrity Movie Archive is stealing money from any idiot that signs up to this shitty little site. All of the celebrity films on this site are available on every porn site ever! Just go on PornHub and watch all the most famous ladies in the world strip in films! There are fuck loads of these celebrity nude sites that don’t charge anything!

Celebrity Movie Archive doesn’t own any of their clips, they are stealing them from massive movie companies. You know, movie companies that don’t take kindly to people stealing from them! So, if you start paying these cunts money and then these movie companies find out about them and shove their collective strap ons firmly up their ass, you’re fucked! Who the fuck are you going to see for a refund? You may have 4,000 seconds of your little quota left and be shit out of luck!

So, would I join Celebrity Movie Archive? I didn’t even want to joint this cunt of a site when I thought it might be free, you can go right to fuck if you think I am paying to watch these slightly famous cunts get naked!

The Geek’s final thoughts on Celebrity Movie Archive

Celebrity Movie Archive is a joke. This is the biggest joke of any site I have ever reviewed! I cannot believe these cunts are trying to charge you to watch a film that will probably end up on Netflix soon. Most of the actresses on this site are unknowns, most of the films are shit and the pay system is a load of bollocks! If you have signed up for Celebrity Movie Archive you are a idiot, sorry, but you are.

There are tonnes of nude celebrity films and images on pretty much every free site in the world. Why the fuck should we pay for them! Plus, we could go on Netflix and find all these films and wank to them that way if we wanted! Celebrity Movie Archive are cunts with a shit website and nothing to offer to us. You can burn the fuck in hell Celebrity Movie Archive, your website is a fucking embarrassment to all things porn! I understand the need to charge for porn, but not shit porn like this, you cunts!