NovoPorn

What is NovoPorn all about?

NovoPorn is a pretty standard collection of some pretty standard porn images. Here, you can find all of the porn images from around the web that you can see on every other image gallery site on the net. NovoPorn doesn’t hide this, in fact, this little cunt of a site just links to other sites and shows you the images directly on the source of them. So, you could just visit this porn site instead, NovoPorn is just a middle man and a pretty mediocre middle man at best.

I do like image galleries, I think some of the women in the porn image galleries are stunningly beautiful. However, when the image galleries on sites like NovoPorn contain a fuck load of images from porn scenes that are available to watch on other sites, I do think “what’s the point”. You can watch the porn scene, and yet these cunts have the promotional photos that the porn company took to promote the scene. These were never intended to be standalone porn, yet image galleries treat them like they are! I don’t get it, but who the fuck am I to judge shit like this! Well, I will be your reviewer for this site, so let’s get into this review, shall we?

Why are so many images on NovoPorn still Photoshopped?

Something I can’t fucking stand any more is Photoshopped images on porn sites! I get it, some of the models need you to remove a little spot of something, that’s fine, but some of the images on NovoPorn are so clearly Photoshopped that a monkey could have done em! Why? In this day and age when every cunt is embracing the sexy curves and slight oddities on bodies, why the need to Photoshop? Please tell me, cos I ain’t got a clue!

Some of the Photoshop jobs on NovoPorn are so obvious. There is a scene on here with Janice Griffth. Now, she don’t need Photoshopping, she is one of the sexiest women in the world, and yet, you can clearly see the Photoshopping shit some cunt did to the images! why! It is shit and a load of bollocks! After having a quick look on NovoPorn, I would say that at least 60% of the image galleries on the front page of this site have had some form of Photoshopping. Fuck that shit!

I know that this isn’t NovoPorn’s fault, they don’t own any of the images, they are just linking to them. But why does the porn industry feel the need to do it? Particularly when most of the images on NovoPorn are promotional shots from porn scenes! So, we are going to watch the porn and know that the images are Photoshopped, it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Additions for NovoPorn to consider

I think that NovoPorn needs to consider starting their own photoshoots. Right now, every image gallery on this site is just from another porn company. There is no original content on NovoPorn at all that I can find. So, NovoPorn should start making their own shit and maybe they could do it without the use of Photoshop! What a novel idea that would be!

I have been on loads of these porn image galleries, as I said, I enjoy them, plus, it is my job to review porn sites. The best image galleries are of fairly unknown sexy ladies that hire a photographer to snap them in their sexy underwear, stripping it off and then fingering themselves. Shit like that, simple, raw images of sexy ladies, love it. That’s all you need to be successful NovoPorn.

The ladies featured on NovoPorn

Well, having just shat on NovoPorn for this whole review, I do have to say that the ladies on NovoPorn are amazing! There are loads of sexy ladies on this site that know how to look sexy as fuck in these image galleries. I really like NovoPorn for this. They are clearly stealing the right porn images! Many of the ladies on this site are unknowns, or at least, I haven’t heard of them before. I like this too, it is refreshing to see a new face with a sexy body attached to it!

So, even though the Photoshop jobs suck dick and suck the life out of many of the porn scenes, there are some hot girls that have been left untouched and raw. I love staring at sexy ladies, and there are plenty of sexy ladies to stare at on NovoPorn.

The Geek’s final thoughts on NovoPorn

Well, apart from all the fucking Photoshopping, the fact that NovoPorn is stealing the images from other hardworking sites and the awful design, NovoPorn is pretty good. I mean, the only thing left for NovoPorn to be good at is having sexy girls on their site and they can’t really fuck that up! As I said, there are loads of sexy girls on this website; some of them haven’t been touch by Photoshop tools. If you aren’t bothered by ladies being Photoshopped to within an inch of their life, you’ll love every image gallery on here.

NovoPorn is a fairly good site. It certainly ain’t the greatest site in the world, it ain’t even the best image gallery porn site in the world, but it comparable to others (probably because they all have the same photos on em). If you love sexy girls, you’ll find plenty on NovoPorn to dribble over, in more ways than one!