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Porn HD Videos: Mr. Porn Geek’s review

Heyo fam! It’s Mr. Porn Geek back yet again and today, he’s going to be talking to you all about Porn HD Videos. I’ve always been big into destinations that have a very simple title that tells you what they’re all about: I think it ought to be obvious what the central premise behind Porn HD Videos is! For those who aren’t too smart: this site is all about the high definition XXX goodness – in moving form. I’m expecting to see the very cutting edge of quality and quantity here, but for that, I’m going to need to head on over and give this place a full Mr. Porn Geek review. Want to join me? Good! Keep reading and we’ll see what the deal is here on Porn HD Videos.

A prelude on Porn HD Videos

Before I get into the review here, I do just want to let you know ahead of time that as things currently stand, this website does not support HTTPS access. Mr. Porn Geek is committed to ensuring that the Internet is open, free and most importantly of all, secure. That’s why in 2020, I’ll be starting to pull back on recommendations to locations that fail to support HTTPS access: these places have plenty of time to make the switch and if they don’t, they’ll be lowered on my rankings as a result. Anyway yeah – enough tech geek stuff here, let’s talk about the content deal at Porn HD Videos.

Homepage of Porn HD Videos explored

I’ve always been a man who enjoys a good homepage analysis, so let’s do the right thing here and see what’s going on at Porn HD Videos where the landing page is concerned. The thing that immediately stood out to me as the sheer minimalism of the whole homepage: you’ve got basically nothing here, which is pretty damn wild if you ask me. Right in the middle of the page, Porn HD Videos has a content block filled with preview panes of the latest uploads to the platform. These consist of a thumbnail, video length and title – that’s it. All things considered, I do like this approach, but it does feel as if the site was likely optimized for mobile devices and yeah, they haven’t quite updated things for desktops with responsive rendering.

If we scroll down to the bottom of the page, you’ll notice that there’s a pagination block – this is pretty standard on tube websites and I was happy to see that it gives you the ‘last’ option: mainly because it makes my job of working out how many videos on a particular website easy as pie! With 18 uploads on each index and a total of 192 pages, that means that Porn HD Videos has 3,400+ pieces of material for you to look at. A reasonable number if I’m being completely honest – it’s not massive by any stretch of the imagination, but do you really plan to watch more than 100 clips here? It’s unlikely, even for the porn addicts among you!

Categories at Porn HD Videos

Okay, so let’s spend a little bit of time now looking at the categories on Porn HD Videos. You can access the page here if you want to play along at home. That being said, I probably wouldn’t if I were you – it doesn’t actually have any categories for you to look at, just videos! I’m not sure what the deal is and whether or not this is just a standard issue with the site or a temporary problem, but it really does suck if you ask me. Porn HD Videos could really do with some clearly defined genres, such as MILF, Asian, gangbang, anal and that type of thing. I don’t know what happened here, but yeah – no easy way to find the content of our desires sadly!

Trying Porn HD Videos out in the content department

I don’t think I’ve got much left here to do aside from look at the content, so let’s go ahead and do exactly that! For the purposes of testing the smut here, I went and selected 3 videos from the homepage, based purely on whether or not I thought that the thumbnail looked good. I will mention that the titles absolutely suck here – most of them time they’re not even related to the content at hand. For instance, this clearly interracial BBC video from Blacked has a title of ‘Lesbian Ass Fingering and Pussy Eating’ – it’s just so far away from the reality!

Anyway, what do I think about the content here on Porn HD Videos? For a start, there’s no way that the clips I looked at were in high definition. This clip here is clearly 480p and I can tell that without even needing to download it to my computer. Let’s be real for a second: if you’re going to put ‘HD’ into the title of your website, you absolutely must provide people who visit with high definition content. This isn’t some game where you can just describe something differently to how it is – words mean something, but clearly not when it comes to PornHDVideos.net. I’m majority disappointed by this – I’m not even going to bother actually looking at the content any further. My job here is done.

Conclusion on Porn HD Videos

Everything about this website is literally so fucking scuffed. Mr. Porn Geek originally thought that this was going to be a great spot for adult entertainment, but it falls short of all expectations and flat-out lies about what material it has to offer. I mean, it’s like me visiting an ebony porn site and getting Asian girls instead, but even worse, since non-HD content is just objectively worse than its HD counterpart. So what’s my bottom line here? Don’t visit PornHDVideos.net and look elsewhere on my review platform for good places. This place has porn videos, sure – there are hundreds of better spots to get them, though.